Perezcious readers, your eyes are about to be super tired from the amount of rolling they'll be doing.
The Chainsmokers recently sat down for an interview with Billboard Magazine, gracing the cover of its September 24 issue, and it's just filled with cringeworthy quote after cringeworthy quote.
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Drew Taggart (pictured above, on bed)– who sang alongside Halsey during this year's VMAs — and Alex Pall (pictured above, on ground) make up the dynamic duo dominating the charts right now, but their musical accomplishments aren't the only things they're bragging about.
Drew spilled that he and the 31-year-old party ALL the time, saying:
"We rage every night. My mom's going to hate reading that but she already knows."
Well, Drew's Mom, buckle up because it only gets worse.
Alex bragged about their alcohol tolerance, adding:
"It's always 'work hard, play hard.' But you'll never see us getting carried out of a club. We're way too good at drinking."
And, on their website, the Closer performers randomly write in their bio:
"17.34 combined inches… think about it…"
So, naturally Alex clarified the mystery number is actually their d*ck size, explaining:
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