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McDonald's Is Bringing The McLobster Back To The U.S.! Are You Ready?

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The McLobster is finally back!

Who says you can't have a lobster meal on a budget???

That's apparently what McDonald's was thinking when they first introduced the diabolical creation known as the McLobster, which took the internet by storm a few years ago!

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Well the evil geniuses at Micky D's are bringing it back for a limited time!!

That's right! For just $7.99 you can get your hands on one of these bad boys and for $10.99 you can make it a combo!

Now before you get to excited and run to your nearest McDonald's, the McLobster is only going to be available in New England!

While the pics might make your stomach turn, these rolls are filled with North Atlantic lobster and are surprisingly only 290 calories!! So naturally we have to ask…

Would you try the McLobster???

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Would you try the McLobster???

  • OMG YASSS!!! (45%)
  • NO! GROSS!!! (55%)

Total Votes: 4,339

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Chloë Sevigny Puts A Lobster Over Her Vagina For The Cover Of Marfa Journal! Does This Violate The Safety Claws Of Her Contract?!

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"Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me!" — this lobster… probably.

In possibly one of the weirdest covers we've seen all year, Chloë Sevigny decided to pose almost completely nude with naught but a lobster over her vagina for the cover of Marfa Journal.

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But wait a second, isn't this the same Chloë Sevigny who doesn't like Jennifer Lawrence because she's too "crass?"

Well, Chloë, this picture is so crass, it's positively crass-tacean! We hope that no animals were harmed in the making of this cover for Sizzler, and that Chloë wasn't pinched.

Hmmm we wonder if that was mentioned in a claws… of her contract.

[Image via Marfa Journal.]

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Ultra Rare Blue Lobster Caught By 14-Year-Old Girl! He Looks So COOL!

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Wow, that's seriously so cool!

Meghan LaPlante, 14, is one lucky teen… she recently caught a suuuuuper rare lobster off the coast of Maine.

Lobsterman Jay LaPlante was out with his daughter Meghan one Saturday morning, hauling in lobster traps.

While pulling in a trap, Meghan saw what should've normally been brown or red.

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Red Lobster Is For Sale! You Can Have Truly Never-Ending Shrimp For Just $2 BILLION!

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The company that owns Red Lobster restaurants is setting their seafood chain free!

Darden Inc. is selling off all of their Red Lobster locations for a STEEP price of $2,000,000,000!

Did you count all the zeroes? That’s 2 BILLION!

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Turns Out Lobsters And Crabs DO Feel Pain… Prepare To Feel Awful

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New research has found that lobsters do indeed feel pain! Well that sucks!

New research has found some unsettling info about whether lobsters and crabs feel pain.

Apparently, the new consensus is yes, yes they do. And that's just awful.

Scientists have being working on finding solid evidence that crabs, lobsters, octopuses (octopi?) and other invertebrates feel pain.

They studied things like when a crab had a claw removed. The crab would

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