Well, would you look at that?
Barely a week after her prison sentence and she's already ca$hing in!
Lindsanity LOLhan has reportedly sat down for her first tell-all interview since Judge Marsha 'Cut A Bitch' Revel laid down the cold hand of the law and sentenced the hard-pAArtying wacktress to 90 days in the slammer, and we can only imagine what kind of amazing, cracked out lies are going to be spewing from that mouth this time around!
We hear she even tries to
lie through her teeth about explain how her maaagical passport mysteriously disappeared during her trip to Cannes to promote her yet-to-be greenlit, yet-to-be filmed imaginary movie Inferno!
Expect to be glued to the screen, folks - Lindsay is sure to be on her A-game with this one!
We originally thought this was a STOOPID decision on her part, but then we remembered that gurlfriend can make BANK off of this shiz!
And at the end of the day, she's a Lohan through and through - right down to the delusional, famewhoring meth-face!
So go right ahead, bb, keep pimping your over-entitled denial right out!
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