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Leave Lindsanity Alone, She Says!

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Life is so hard for Lindsanity LOLhan.

The wacktress is once again living in her imaginary sunshine unicorn world of delusion, where she of course, is 'fiiiiiine' - despite, you know, the fact that she ignores the terms of her probation and sets off her SCRAM bracelet by magically getting alcohol in her system!

She says:

"Enough is enough. People should just leave me alone and let me live. I haven't touched any alcohol or anything of the sort. The lies that get created [are] damaging to my career."

LOLz!

Sorry, bb, but what career? That ship sailed away into an ocean of vodka redbulls a looong time ago!

How about you get your life together, stop being a publicity-obsessed, methfaced trainwreck of a human being, and then maybe everyone will leave you alone and let you 'live!'

Just saying!

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Lindsay Aged About 30 Years In Cannes

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Lindsanity LOLhan has finally arrived in El Lay from working pAArtying hard in Cannes.

Coke bloat, maybe?

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Parents Of The Year!

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You guys truly are doing the best job at raising your daughter.

While Lindsay Lohan finally sits in on her own deposition today, her mother and father are helping her out however they can.

Dina Lohan, after allowing Lindsay to pAArty until 2 A.M., ran out for a little "lunch" during a recess. Mama got her regular Coke because there is no need to count calories.

Meanwhile, in West Hollywood, Michael Lohan is taking a German documentary team on a guided tour of all of Lindsanity's favorite places. Like the cactus she fell into while drunk, the street corner she vomited on while drunk and perhaps one of the many, many, many nightclubs she is no longer allowed into…because she's a drunk.

Way to be helpful guys! Really, you are both doing a stellar job!

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