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Tom Hanks Plugs His Movies Via Children's Halloween Costumes On Colbert Report

Filed under: TV NewsMatt DamonSilly!Stephen ColbertTom Hanks

Stephen Colbert takes Halloween seriously, but thanks to this economy, not everyone can afford an elaborate costume this year.

Not to fear! Tom Hanks his here!

Putting aside the usual promotion of his movies to get into the spirit of the holiday, the Hollywood icon introduced a series of homemade costumes that fit everyone's budget.

But wait. These all look kind of familiar. Does the Cloud Atlas star have ulterior motives???

Watch the HIGHlarious clip (above) to find out! Make sure to stay tuned till the end because Matt Damon makes a LOL-tastic cameo.

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Barack Obama Treats Donald Trump Like A Joke And Rape Like A Crime On The Tonight Show

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Something tells us that Donald Trump can keep that $5 million (or just donate it to a charity of his own choosing) because Barack Obama doesn't take him very seriously.

The President appeared on The Tonight Show last night and when Jay Leno asked him (above) about one of the loudest critics of his citizenship, Obama joked:

"This all dates back to when we were growing up together in Kenya."

LOL!

That got the crowd laughing, but it wasn't until the issue of rape came up that the audience erupted in a thunder of applause.

Listen to the marvelous words the POTUS had for all of the crazy GOP candidates who are getting God involved in women's health care decisions … AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Justin Bieber Sued For Purchasing Penis Enlargement With Michigan Man's Credit Card

Settle down, Beliebers! This is all a bunch of BULL!

This might be the best lawsuit ever. As long as you don't take the civil courts seriously.

A Michigan man is suing Justin Bieber because he claims that the pop star stole his American Express credit card to purchase a penis enlargement.

But wait…it gets better (or worse, depending on how you look at it).

The plaintiff claims to be Selena Gomez's dad who lent her pop star boyfriend $426.78 for an abortion. Our words can't do his ludicrous charges justice, so here's what the court documents say:

"Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug."

Usher isn't getting out of this scandal scot free either. The lawsuit accuses Bieber's mentor of sodomy via firework insertion. The delusional docs continue:

"Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums."

Ultimately, the man admits "I'm an emotional mess" and concludes:

"America must boycott Bieber's music!"

For the record, he didn't take the time to capitalize the "B" in Bieber or add that possessive apostrophe, so don't go thinking he's remotely coherent.

Clearly, this guy has got some issues and wants to take some celebs to crazytown with him.

[Image via WENN.]

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Marlon Wayans Parodies Paranormal Activity In A Haunted House Trailer

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You guys remember when the Wayans Brother's were involved in the Scary Movie franchise?

Sure you do. It's when the movies were actually funny.

Marlon Wayans has pounced back into parody with A Haunted House, a comedy that spoofs the never-ending Paranormal Activity franchise, as well as other found footage flicks like The Devil Inside.

If U liked Scary Movie 1 and 2, then we'd say this flick is right up your alley because the first trailer (above) is pretty promising — especially if you can appreciate a good fart joke.

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Will Ferrell Makes Chelsea Handler Cry (From Laughter) During Surprise Visit

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It's not easy to make Chelsea Handler tear up from laughing so hard, but we're not surprised that Will Ferrell can.

The HIGHlarious actor surprised the late-night host by showing up on the set of Chelsea Lately in a golf cart to unapologetically interrupt the roundtable discussion.

Sporting a mustache, green shorts and a Chicago Cubs jersey, the Anchorman 2 star declared:

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