At the London Zoo, tortoise sex is the bee's knees. So much so…they have a pianist (get your mind out of the gutter!) serenading two reptiles during their seksi time!
Other celebs take the easy route, owning a pet cat, a pet dog, or heck…even a pet snake.
Not Girls Aloud's Sarah Harding…she has a pet PENGUIN!!!
The singer adopted her babe, Elvis, at the London Zoo, where he currently resides. The London Zoo offers adoption packs for its penguins for 32 pounds, giving fun facts and welcome letters to new adoptees.
Sarah even had fun teasing Simon Cowell about his love of penguins!
Oh man, it's like Twilight: New Moon but for REALZ (well, except for the open relationship part)! Hopefully Kristen Stewart isn't going all "adrenaline junkie" on us, LOLz!
Rumor has it that Kristen and Robert Pattinson have split up (again), and that Robbie Robs has already starting moving stuff out of their shared Los Feliz home...
BUT, it seems that Robsten might not be 100% over -- or at least, an alleged insider claims Rob is NOT moving out yet, and that the pair are going to try dating other people!