If we're going to take anything away from this cover just by looking at it, we'd say that hunky Armie Hammer is trying to tell us that health and fitness isn't easy — it's hard work — but it's worth it!
Maybe we should take it that he literally got bruised and beaten up during his fitness regimen for The Lone Ranger? Who knows!
A roughed up Armie is sexy, no matter the hidden meaning behind it! LOLz!
Inside the magazine, he reveals his five-step plan for gaining dense t-shirt muscle in just four weeks — which sounds amazeballz, in theory!
We have no idea what it is yet, but we'll be sure to pick up a copy to see what kind of magic Armie is promising! Four weeks?? We'll believe it when we see it!
[Image via Men's Health UK.]