We know, we know!
We totally set that one up to sound much dirtier than it actually is!
Sorry, folks! Ed Sheeran is STILL not romantically involved with Taylor Swift, despite how flattered he is by the rumors!
And something tells us after this whole ordeal, she's probably a little weary of getting ANYWHERE too close to him…so long as he's wielding a prop sword from the Lord of the Rings franchise, personally gifted to him by director Peter Jackson himself!
Confused yet?!
Allow the adorably ginger rocker explain himself how he accidentally took his tour-mate and musical collaborator out with his carry-on weapon while the pair shared a private flight to Nashville together recently (above)!
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Who would have known that out of all the places in the world, Turkey would be the place to most love Orlando Bloom??
We mean, it's a HUGE crowd! He was surrounded by fans as he pushed his way through Ataturk Airport in Instanbul! People are even dressed up!
The problem is, we feel like he should be at Miranda's side right now… because that car crash she was in was pret-ty awful!!
She probably gave him permission, though, seeing as she's on the mend and has gotta be lovin' the down time! LOLz!
Still, the fandamonium is cray over in Turkey! LOTR 4-eva!!
[Image via WENN.]
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We knew Miley Cyrus was a character in a lot of men's fantasies, but we didn't mean The Hobbit!
The Party In The U.S.A. singer shared this photo of her younger self next to Gollum. She tweeted:
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Don't misunderstand us, Sir Ian McKellen isn't marrying Patrick Stewart!!
Professor X totes has a beautifully talented fiancée and he doesn't even swing that way!
Magneto is marrying his lifelong friend archenemy to Sunny Ozell; he's officiating their ceremony!
On a recent episode of The Jonathan Ross Show, Sir Ian admitted:
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Liv Tyler is a down-to-Middle Earth Mom!
The Lord Of The Rings actress was spotted on the street in NYC on Wednesday, walking her son Milo home from school.
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You. Shall not. Pass.
Seriously, Sir Ian McKellen, you're too darn friendly and talented and charming and totally awesome as Gandalf the Grey to ever pass!
The 73 year-old British icon revealed sad news recently: he has prostate cancer!
And the X-Men/Lord of the Rings has battled it for the better part of a decade!
Thankfully, the man is a trooper and he wont let the terrifying C-word get him down!
Ian revealed:
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Oh no!!
A Michigan gay teen, Josh Pacheco committed suicide last month and his parents think it was caused by anti-gay bullies.
Pacheco's mom, Lynnette Capeheart had just learned that her son was gay two months before he took his life. And while she said she would always love him the same, she and his stepfather Michael Capeheart had no idea he was being bullied.
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