Just when you thought America's most reviled man couldn't get any more unlikable!!
Donald Sterling, a.k.a. the horrifically racist owner of the El Lay Clippers, announced plans to file a lawsuit against the NBA and will be seeking $1 billion in damages.
Wait, what?! A billion buckaroonies?? $1,000,000,000!???
Wowie-zowie!! We haven't seen this many zeroes since TNT re-ran Ben Affleck's box office bomb, Pearl Harbor.
We understand he's upset his team has ostensibly been taken from him, but it was for the super mean stuff he said — why would the undeniably prejudiced octogenarian feel the National Basketball League owes him so much cash?
Well, his lawyer Mark Blecher explained:
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