It's never been easier to get into the trailer-cutting biz, folks!
Just watch the official trailer to The Canyons to see why (above).
While Joey Fantastico's breathtaking footage serves as a valentine to the city of angels, we're wondering something here…
WHERE'S LINDSAY LOHAN!?!
She and porn star James Deen lead in this "contemporary L.A. noir," yet she's nowhere to be found.
Instead, we're captivated by b-roll of El Lay sights and reminded of The Hills. Though to be fair, whoever was in charge of releasing the trailer added this in the description: