He took his sweet, old time, but Mitt Romney finally conceded just after midnight on Wednesday morning.
Barack Obama was named the winner by every major network over an hour earlier, yet the Republicans were left yawning at the Boston headquarters while waiting for Romney's speech. It turns out he only wrote one for a presumed victory, so we imagine it was quite a scramble to act like a gracious loser on live television.
Check out the entire concession speech (above) to hear him thank his wife, Paul Ryan, his supporters and campaign staff before mentioning for a second time that he'll be praying for the winning administration.
He also echoed a previous sentiment by emphasizing the importance of reaching "across the aisle to do the people's work." Since our nation is "at a critical point," he advised leaders not to "risk partisan bickering and political posturing."
We certainly hope politicians take that message to heart.
After almost an entire year of doing NOTHING and living off of the pennies his kids put in his piggy bank from their allowance, Jon has finally decided to seek employment … somewhere.
Due to the legal arrangement he has with TLC, Jon isn't allow to flaunt his fug on TV, so that's out. According to sources, he isn't looking to be the face of Depp Gel or invest in a new Ed Hardy line called "Shameful." No, he is looking for something more "substantial," like just a normal 9-to-5 gig!
Good for you, Jon. We think that is a smart move.
And hey, we're sure they are hiring at Subway! Or maybe you can collect the shopping carts in the Ralph's parking lot! Better still, a career as a Wal-Mart greeter might be perfect for you! Bet you'll meet a whole new slew of stoopid whores that way!
After nine years together and six children together, the couple has finally made their family official!
Jolie and Pitt tied the knot during a private ceremony attended by family and friends in a small chapel on their estate, Château Miraval, which first became their home in 2008. Keeping with the traditions of a nondenominational civil ceremony, the pair obtained a marriage license from a local California judge and had another one conducted the ceremony in France.
NOW, here's where things get downright ADORABLE! All of the couple's children took part in the wedding. Angie walked the aisle with her eldest sons Maddox and Pax, while Zahara and Vivienne threw petals. Not to be left out, Shiloh and Knox served as ring bearers.