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Oscars Losers Will Receive Consolation Gift Bags Worth $55K! Find Out What Goodies Are Inside HERE!

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Only a few of this year's Oscar nominees will take home a statue, but many, many more will be taking home… a $250 bottle of maple syrup!?

Not everyone can walk away with a statue on Oscar night, but Distinctive Assets is seeing to that most folks at least get something to take home!

They've dubbed their consolation prize the "Everybody Wins at the Oscars" gift bag — it's an assortment of goodies that will be handed out to the also-rans, and it's valued at over $55,000!

Woo hoo! Sounds AMAZEBALLZ!

Curious what else in the bag?

Find out…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Jon Hamm & Amy Poehler Host Secret Emmy Awards After Party For Losers!

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If there are any two people who know how to party, it's Don Draper and Leslie Knope.

Jon Hamm and Amy Poehler may annually be deprived of little gold men to accompany them home after the Emmys, but this past Sunday night, the two collaborated on an after-party exclusively for the non-winners, the 2nd placers, the…ahem, losers!

In a recent interview, Jon explained the reasoning behind Jon and Amy's part-ay celebrating the lo-sahz, sharing:

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James Franco Weighs In On Controversial Girls!

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Love 'em or hate 'em, Girls is making a splash in the pool of pop-culture!

The new hit show has even garnered the attention of delicious James Franco!

While he understands the need for a show like this, he explains why he'll NEVER wanna get cast on it, saying:

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Jon Wanted To Extort Kate!!!

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These people are like herpes. You think you've gotten rid of them, but then you realize that can never be just as they flare up!

Effing Homewrecking Hailey Glassman has come to the conclusion that her life is never going to be any better than it was when she was with Jon Gosselin, since it is the only time anyone gave a damn about her. It is pretty sad realization. Coming to this understanding, Hailey has decided to dig into her secret stash of dirty tidbits on her ex so the media will pay attention to her again.

Regardless of her intentions, what she brings to the table is pretty damning to Jon. According to Hailey and the documents she can provide, Jon relentlessly try to privately extort money out of his ex, Kate Gosselin. In one for instance, he used their children as a threat to have Kate pay up.

Hailey recalls one evening spent at his home where Jon began writing down what he wanted to say to Kate. His plan was to force Kate to pay him some $$$ by threatening to go to Child Protective Services, claiming Kate hurt daughter Maddy's arm by yanking on it. Hailey explains:

"Kate started screaming and Jon just started laughing. He just laughed at her. Later when he got off the phone I asked him, 'What are you doing? Why are you doing this? This is the mother of your eight children!' And he told me, 'Oh, you don't know what I went through with her, what I had to deal with.'"

What an effing lowlife! She is taking care of your kids, feeding them, housing them and discipling them, and he has the nerve to go after her like this!

What's worse as he did this MUTIPLE times, according to Hailey. She explains:

"There were so many times I witnessed it. That's how he works. We would literally be in bed and Jon would call Kate, or Kate would call Jon to talk about custody and he would put her on speaker phone. She didn't know I was there. He'd say, 'I'm going to go public with the way you treat the kids, I'm going to call CPS and the news and tell them everything unless you give me what I want. Jon would do sneaky things like that and then play the victim card. That's what he always did. It was all an act. The man has no boundaries for doing what he needs to do to get what he wants."

Nor do you, it seems, though we are inclined to hate on Jon a bit more considering how big of a pile of SCUM he is!

Hailey also says that these notes that Jon wrote while talking to Kate are all on file at Jon's NYC apartment, but she has a few of her own for, let's say, sentimental reasons.

Looks like she learned a thing or two from Jon. Disgusting!

But as usual, Kate has the last laugh. Where the hell were these two losers on Emmy night?!

Oh BTW, Hailey - if you keep this shit up and are looking for a new boyfriend, we know a guy who is recently single and lives to fame whore. Shoot us a message and we'll give you Spencer Pratt's number!

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Kristin Cavallari Is NOT Dating Douchey Doug

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Okay, so maybe Kristin Cavallari does have standards, albeit low ones.

Her publicist ,Jack Ketsoyan, has confirmed exclusively to PerezHilton.com that she is NOT dating Douchebag McGee, Doug Reinhardt.

Ketsoyan says:

"Kristin Cavallari and Doug Reinhardt have been friends since high school, they were not spotting getting 'cozy' or 'making out' at Voyeur this past weekend. As we all know Doug loves to link himself to famous women in an attempt to extend his 15 mins of fame."

Oh, shiz!

And as for the so-called "source" who started the story? Most likely, Doug himself started the rumor after he broke up with Paris Hilton "to make him look good."

Yeah, like that's going to happen.

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