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More Details On Brooke Mueller's Aspen Arrest!

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We reported this morning that Brooke Mueller had been arrested for possession of cocaine and assault in the third degree in Aspen last night, and now, new details are coming out about how the former Mrs. Charlie Sheen got herself in this latest mess!

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Lindsay Lohan's Latest Excuses For Effing Up Her Probation Terms!

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But of course!

Lindsay Lohan is about just as likely to take accountability for her actions as she is likely to end up in the courtroom!

Now that news has surfaced of the hard-pAArtying former actress' apparent missing court-mandated therapy sessions when she slithered off to Paris last month for whatever reason she had, she's now telling anyone who will listen that she in fact, spoke to her shrink over the phone during that time instead!

Furthermore, she obviously and diligently cleared the two-week trip with her probation officer, under the guise of some mysterious modeling job, and that both them and the therapist gave approval for her to complete the sessions under those terms, and she did, twice, in two 45 minute sessions!

Well, isn't that convenient?

We suppose we'll see soon enough whether or not this is actually what went down, but let's face it, who knows at this point anymore?

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Lindsay Lohan, looking as lucid as ever, leaving Rasputin nightclub at 5:30am in Paris, France early Saturday morning.

Seriously, who's shocked? Anyone?

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Lindsay Lohan Collapses Leaving Nightclub HOURS After Being Released From House Arrest!


Yeah. We can't even pretend to be shocked any more.

One may have thought that after two stints in rehab, a jail sentence, an assault investigation, a stolen necklace, and 35 days under house arrest all in one year, Lindsay Lohan may try and amend the lifestyle choices that led her down to trouble town…but as we all know, hard-pAArtying actress does what she wants, and on her first night of freedom, she

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Lindsay Lohan Planning A 'Low-Key' Birthday


When it comes to Lindsay Lohan and her crazy effing life, there are two things we always know to be certain: that the hard-pAArtying actress will somehow screw herself over and get into legal trouble faster than you can say Just My Luck, and that one of her parents will most certainly be blabbing to the press as fast as they can find a camera and a microphone in which to speak into!

And yesterday, in light of her being released from her 35-day house arrest sentence, that parent is Dina!

The mom of the millennium has revealed that her completely rehabilitated daughter is

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Lindsay Installs A Rooftop Fence So She Can Booze In Peace!


Well, this will certainly solve EVERYTHING, won't it??

Now that Lindsay Lohan has used literally every excuse in the book to justify her hard-pAArtying, delusional behavior, and STILL somehow evaded serious legal trouble, she's apparently attempting a new technique to keep prying eyes from bothering her while she boozes - by building a bamboo fence on the rooftop of her Venice beach home!

Check out a snap of the clASSy new addition (above)!

Good! She deserves to be able to drink in PEACE, you guys!

So sad. Such a lost cause.

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More Charlie Sheen Craziness! Reveals 'Plans' To Move To HBO!

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Good lord. He really is off the deep end, isn't he?

Despite Two and a Half Men getting shut down and the fact that he is losing his pay for the rest of the season, Charlie Sheen is STILL not backing down from the war he's essentially declared on series creator Chuck Lorre, and has revealed plans to move to HBO, in a brand new half-hour comedy called Sheen's Corner!

According to messages the actor sent from his Bahamas vacation:

“I’m close to securing a deal with HBO for a 10 show guarantee. It will be epic, all types of guests and we will focus on the truth and the absurd!”

No word from HBO on whether it's true or not, but we think that the only thing he's getting right at this point is the 'absurd' part.

Such a sad, sad shame. We really think he may be beyond anyone's help at this point.


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