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Two Lucky Breaks For Lindsay!

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Wow! Everything's coming up Lohan!

At least it has the potential to!

Lindsay Lohan has just gotten two potentially very lucky breaks in regards to her latest court drama regarding the stolen necklace, which could mean that she may not even have to serve jail time at all!

According to the El Lay County Probation Department as well as the El Lay County Sheriff's Department - which is responsible for the jail where she would serve her sentence - inmates with non-violent, misdemeanor offenses are routinely allowed to serve their time at home with an electronic monitoring device.

In other news, Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers, whom the formerly hard-pAArtying actress claimed had it out for her, will no longer be handling her case, and it is now been turned over to the Los Angeles City Attorney.

But there's a catch!

A source in the office explains:

"Our office was notified this morning that the Lohan theft case is being turned over to us. The case will be handled by the City Attorney assigned to the Airport Courthouse. It's a very big file, and the City Attorney will need time to read it over. The City Attorney could object to that [serving time at home]. When Paris Hilton was released from Lywnood to serve the remainder of her sentence at home, our office objected to that, and Paris was placed back in jail. It's way to early to determine what our position will be on the issue. Lindsay is a repeat offender, period. Our office will be in communication with Lindsay's attorney to discuss the case, and what their position on the matter is."

Uh-oh! Sounds as though they're going to be just as tolerant as DA Meyers was about Lindsay's nonsense!

Stay on your best behavior, gurl!

If you keep your nose out of trouble and play your cards right, we have a feeling that this whole mess may be behind you sooner rather than later!

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Lindsay's Freedom Comes With Lots Of Strings Attached!

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She got a very lucky break from an appeals court judge on Friday, but Lindsay Lohan has to…..

- Pay $300,000 bail.
- Be fitted with a SCRAM alcohol monitoring bracelet within 24 hours of her release.
- Must refrain from drinking.
- Must not take or posses any controlled substances.
- Not allowed to hang out with or around known drug users. Does that mean Dina can't be near her????
- Not patronize nightclubs or places where alcohol is the "chief item of sale."
- Submit to search by law enforcement officials at ANY TIME.

She better not fuck up AGAIN! She's already been given too many chances!

P.S. This is totally a case of celebrity justice!!!!

If she were not Lindsay Lohan, would an appeals court judge have heard her lawyers appeal SO QUICKLY?????

Probably not!

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Limited Visitation Rights For LiLo's Peeps

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Sorry Orange Oprah! No visits to your mealticket for awhile!

Now that Lindsay Lohan has been tossed back into Lynwood prison by the mighty, majestic hands of Judge Fox, she has to start planning out her social itinerary for the next month.

Thing is, as of right now, she is only allowed three visitors - her lawyer, her psychiatrist and her addiction specialist!

The gangs all in!

So, lets plan this out. Tomorrow, Lindsay can spend the day bitching about her feelings to Dr. Lee Sadja. On Monday, she can tell Gary Richman, an addiction specialist affiliated with the Advanced Pain Treatment and Diagnostics Group, how she is jonesing for a sniff of white wonder and in about another hour, she'll be throwing Twizzlers at Shawn Chapman Holley for allowing her to waste such a cute outfit on judge who was clearly in cahoots with Marsha Revel!

LOLs! It's going to be a fun couple of weeks!

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Lindsanity To Be A Published Author???

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We knew. We KNEW it!

We knew as Lindsay Lohan toiled and sobbed her nights away at Lynwood prison, she would undoubtedly start writing things down so that one day it could be turned into a major bargain bin selling novel!

Oh what wondrous things do you suppose escaped from her mind and onto the pages of a her spiral notebook whilst being locked away???

Sources close to LiLo said that she "filled" up several notebooks while being put behind bars, spending most of her time documenting "every single thing about her life" in jail.

Ooo! Like what? LIKE WHAT???

Well, things like her relationships to her family, the strange noises coming from Alexis Neiers cell and sure-to-be best chapters - her dreams!

Yes, we said chapters, because LiLo has already expressed interest in turning the "journal" into a book for all the world to enjoy.

That girl is such a giver! Give, give, give! We don't know where we would be without her!

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