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Lindsay Lohan Insurance Scam Turns Into A Huge Lawsuit!

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It seems that the legal woes keep piling on for Lindsay Lohan!

Thankfully for this time around, LiLo doesn't have to worry about it personally ruining her court record.

Confused? Let us explain!

According to the lawsuit filed by Michael Braun, he was approached by Hollywood producer Rick Schwartz early in 2012 — a man who had previously worked with the trouble starlet on Machete and Labor Pains and was looking for someone to help pay for her $110,000 high-risk insurance policy to get moving on her Liz & Dick project!

Michael agreed to fork over the bucks, but once the film wrapped, he realized

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Lindsay Lohan’s Machete Kills Role Not Scheduled Around Court Because She's Not Even Wanted For Sequel!

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That’s gotta burn a little.

Or a lot!

But Lindsay Lohan shouldn’t start throwing a hissy fit just because she's being rejected all over — including the sequel of Machete!!

You see, director Robert Rodriguez has made up a perfectly good excuse explanation for not having LiLo reprise her role as April in the sequel Machete Kills. He said:

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Robert Rodriguez's Machete Sequel Slain In Utero?

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The only thing better than a guilty pleasure cult-action flick is its inevitable sequel!

Danny Trejo was bad-arse in Machete, and we can't wait to see him in Machete Kills!

But that might not happen if the people suing rolling-up-their-sleeves-in-preparation-for-a-lube-less-anal-fisting-of director Robert Rodriguez get their way!

Overnight Productions filed a motion in court to kill the film's pre-release and cut ties with Robert all together!

They also want $2 mil in damages!

And apparently this is all over some tax document snafu!

We aren't sure how worthwhile their case is, but this bums us out because we were really looking forward to the flick!

Between the seXXXay Jessica Alba, the spicy Michelle Rodriguez, the buxomly Amber Heard, and Charlie Sheen as the Perezident…

How could anyone deprive the world of this film?!

[Image via Overnight Productions.]

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Spy Kid Alexa Vega's Lady Parts Have Matured In Machete Kills

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Whoa! They grow up so fast, don't they?

Alexa Vega, the lil' cutie from 2001's Spy Kids, looks daaaaayum adult-like in this still from Machete Kills!

She isn't the only hottie poking her head out for the sequel Danny Trejo's 2010 cult classic — Amber Heard is finer than panda fur too!

Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez will reprise their roles from the first flick, but we're most excited to see what newcomers Vanessa Hudgens and Mel Gibson bring to the cast!

Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills open July 31, 2013!

In the meanwhile, ch-ch-check out more hot pics of Alexa (below)!

[Image via Twitter.]

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Kate Middleton & Prince William Forget Their Woes In The South Pacific!

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Topless what??

With one legal victory under their belt, Kate Middleton and Prince William are putting the topless scandal behind them these days.

With a trip to the South Pacific, Kate and Willz are finding joy in juicy coconuts and tropical, grass skirts!

Kate even joined a song & dance routine of Head, Feet, and Toes during one of her school tours. Meanwhile, Willz was chopping a coconut open with a machete. Ooh! Manly!!

William even told one official they had "really good, amazing evening."

And seeing as how all of their cards are falling into place as far as the legal situation goes, we'd say the smiles are only gonna multiply from here on out!

[Image via AP Images.]

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