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Robert Rodriguez's Machete Sequel Slain In Utero?

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The only thing better than a guilty pleasure cult-action flick is its inevitable sequel!

Danny Trejo was bad-arse in Machete, and we can't wait to see him in Machete Kills!

But that might not happen if the people suing rolling-up-their-sleeves-in-preparation-for-a-lube-less-anal-fisting-of director Robert Rodriguez get their way!

Overnight Productions filed a motion in court to kill the film's pre-release and cut ties with Robert all together!

They also want $2 mil in damages!

And apparently this is all over some tax document snafu!

We aren't sure how worthwhile their case is, but this bums us out because we were really looking forward to the flick!

Between the seXXXay Jessica Alba, the spicy Michelle Rodriguez, the buxomly Amber Heard, and Charlie Sheen as the Perezident…

How could anyone deprive the world of this film?!

[Image via Overnight Productions.]

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Spy Kid Alexa Vega's Lady Parts Have Matured In Machete Kills

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Whoa! They grow up so fast, don't they?

Alexa Vega, the lil' cutie from 2001's Spy Kids, looks daaaaayum adult-like in this still from Machete Kills!

She isn't the only hottie poking her head out for the sequel Danny Trejo's 2010 cult classic — Amber Heard is finer than panda fur too!

Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez will reprise their roles from the first flick, but we're most excited to see what newcomers Vanessa Hudgens and Mel Gibson bring to the cast!

Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills open July 31, 2013!

In the meanwhile, ch-ch-check out more hot pics of Alexa (below)!

[Image via Twitter.]

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Kate Middleton & Prince William Forget Their Woes In The South Pacific!

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Topless what??

With one legal victory under their belt, Kate Middleton and Prince William are putting the topless scandal behind them these days.

With a trip to the South Pacific, Kate and Willz are finding joy in juicy coconuts and tropical, grass skirts!

Kate even joined a song & dance routine of Head, Feet, and Toes during one of her school tours. Meanwhile, Willz was chopping a coconut open with a machete. Ooh! Manly!!

William even told one official they had "really good, amazing evening."

And seeing as how all of their cards are falling into place as far as the legal situation goes, we'd say the smiles are only gonna multiply from here on out!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Charlie Sheen Is Going To Be President!

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No, he's not running against Barack Obama or Mitt Romney this fall, but he did get cast as the President of the United States in Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills.

Which is just as good, if not BETTER! (Or not… to each their own.)

The director of the sequel tweeted a pic with Charlie Sheen (above) and wrote:

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Machete Kills… Mel Gibson?!

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You never know who is going to show up in a Robert Rodriguez movie, but even this came as a bit of a surprise!

Fresh off of the heels of his latest controversy, Mel Gibson is reportedly in serious talks to be featured in a supporting role in the director's upcoming sequel to his Grindhouse-short-turned-movie, Machete, called Machete Kills!

NO WORD on what

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Robert Rodriguez Is Preparing To Cast Sin City 2: A Dame To Kill For

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It's been seven years, but Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller are FINALLY gearing up for a sequel to the 2005 hit, Sin City.

In a recent interview, the director revealed that financial difficulties from the Weinstein Company and scheduling conflicts have been delaying the movie that has been in the works for years. Fortunately for the fans of the movie, he plans on shooting Sin City 2: A Dame To Kill For immediately after he films the sequel to Machete. Here is what he said about his upcoming production:

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The Machete Kills One-Sheet Has Arrived!

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Well, they are certainly wasting no time with this flick's promotional material now that it's being financed!

Check out the brand new poster for Robert Rodriguez's sequel to Machete, called Machete Kills, in which Danny Trejo's character will be hired by the U.S. government to stop a Mexican drug lord and billionaire trying to launch a weapon in space (above)!

Pretty much what we'd expect the poster to look like!

Doesn't need much! Just blood splatter and a badass!

AKA exactly what we want for this sequel!

How about U?

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