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Eva Longoria Is Sharp As A Machete At The Morelia International Film Festival

Eva Longoria stands out in a bright red dress while promoting Machete Kills in Mexico!

Careful, Eva Longoria! Danny Trejo may look friendly, but he’s carrying a knife!

Not to worry concerned citizens, it was a fake knife someone brought along to help the actors promote the movie, Machete Kills, at the Morelia International Film Festival in Mexico on Monday.

And apparently it worked, because Eva looked both happy and red hot at the event!

The actress wore a brightly colored dress with nude sandals that completely allowed her to steal the spotlight next to a gaggle of male stars from the flick.

Danny also politely held on to Miz Longoria's matching clutch, but we don't think it works with his all black ensem. Ha!

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Karina Smirnoff Drops Jaws With Nip-Slip Scare At Machete Kills Premiere!

Karina Smirnoff has everyone in a tizzy with a nip-slip scare!

Karina Smirnoff had everyone’s jaws dropping at the Machete Kills premiere in LA on Wednesday — including her own!!

The Dancing With The Stars hottie showed up to the red carpet in a stunning metallic and black mini dress that had seksi sheer panels on the sides and back.

Unfortunately, one of the sheer panels showed enough side-boob to potentially flash some nip. But fortunately, Karina had already thought of that and preserved her modesty with pasties!!!

The pasties were slightly darker than her skin color which was vaguely confusing for onlookers, leaving many convinced they had just caught a glimpse of the dancer’s areola.

But those are definitely not her nips, y'all! Crisis averted.

See the pic that had everyone in a panic…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Nicole Vs. Paris: Who Wore It Better???

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Left: Nicole Scherzinger at the X Factor UK auditions in Manchester back in June. Right: Paris Hilton at the Machete Kills premiere in El Lay on Wednesday night.

Both bombshells wore the same plum-colored Herve Leger bandage dress, but we wanna know…

Who Wore It Better???

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Who Wore It Better???

  • Paris Hilton (64%)
  • Nicole Scherzinger (36%)

Total Votes: 2,017

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Paris Hilton Is Seksi In Bondage For The Machete Kills Premiere

Paris Hilton attends the Machete Kills premiere in L.A.

When Paris Hilton's not working on her DJ skillz or collaborating with Lil' Wayne, she's rockin' the red carpet!

The Good Times singer took her seksi self to the Machete Kills premiere on Wednesday night in El Lay.

For her strut down the press line, Paris chose a purple Herve Leger bandage dress with cutouts at the chest, which clung to her tan bod beautifully.

Paired with black pumps, the 32-year old added some glitz to the ensem with diamond earrings and black statement ring.

The only accessory that would make Paris' outfit complete is her beau, River Viiperi! We love us some eye candy and we're having some serious withdrawals!

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Sofia Vergara Machete Kills It On The Red Carpet!

Sofia Vergara doesn’t even need her cleavage to stand out at the LA premiere of Machete Kills!

We’re beginning to think Sofia Vergara is saving her cleavage for marriage, because we haven’t seen even a smidgen of her boob crack since the Emmys.

Or maybe she didn't feel like competing with her own nips of steel in her latest movie!

Either way, the Colombian mamacita once again kept her awe-inspiring cha chas under wraps on Wednesday at the El Lay premiere of Machete Kills powered by CIROC Vodka in a black embellished Zuhair Murad gown with sheer chiffon skirt and Ruthie Davis heels.

Leaving her light brunette locks down in soft curls, Sofia accessorized with a beaded Ferragamo clutch and massive emerald and diamond David Webb ring.

P.S. If you haven’t seen the action-packed, bust-filled Machete Kills trailer yet — watch it HERE!!

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Alexa Vega Flaunts Her Engagement Ring At LAX

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It’s no secret Spy Kids star, Alexa Vega is engaged to Big Time Rush’s Carlos Pena, but have you seen the size of her diamond sparkler?!

It’s HUGE and we cannot get enough of it!

Gurlfriend was recently spotted sporting the giant canary yellow diamond rock on her ring finger at the LAX airport on Wednesday before catching her flight.

We wonder where she’s taking it to… Maybe around the world to promote her new movie Machete Kills?

Ch-ch-check out the engagement ring on her finger! (below)

P.S. CLICK HERE to see other celebrities flashing their giant engagement rings!

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Sofia Vergara Has Nips Of Steel In New NSFW Machete Kills Trailer!

Charlie Sheen is the President of the United States and he wants Mel Gibson DEAD!

Umm, sold! This flick is going to be AWESOME!

But wait, Machete Kills gets even better!

Before Danny Trejo can get close enough to Mel to chop his head off (Machete's specialty, as evidenced in the trailer) he has to go through the Gibson army of girls including Sofia Vergara!

Get on their bad side and they'll whip out their tittays and rapid fire your ass to pieces!

Woah!

The B-movie homage also stars Vanessa Hudgens, Amber Heard, Cuba Gooding Jr., Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba!

Ch-ch-check out the blood bath in the new NSFW trailer for this seXXXy sequel! (above)

¡Vámonos!

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