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Alexa Vega Flaunts Her Engagement Ring At LAX

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It’s no secret Spy Kids star, Alexa Vega is engaged to Big Time Rush’s Carlos Pena, but have you seen the size of her diamond sparkler?!

It’s HUGE and we cannot get enough of it!

Gurlfriend was recently spotted sporting the giant canary yellow diamond rock on her ring finger at the LAX airport on Wednesday before catching her flight.

We wonder where she’s taking it to… Maybe around the world to promote her new movie Machete Kills?

Ch-ch-check out the engagement ring on her finger! (below)

P.S. CLICK HERE to see other celebrities flashing their giant engagement rings!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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Sofia Vergara Has Nips Of Steel In New NSFW Machete Kills Trailer!

Charlie Sheen is the President of the United States and he wants Mel Gibson DEAD!

Umm, sold! This flick is going to be AWESOME!

But wait, Machete Kills gets even better!

Before Danny Trejo can get close enough to Mel to chop his head off (Machete's specialty, as evidenced in the trailer) he has to go through the Gibson army of girls including Sofia Vergara!

Get on their bad side and they'll whip out their tittays and rapid fire your ass to pieces!

Woah!

The B-movie homage also stars Vanessa Hudgens, Amber Heard, Cuba Gooding Jr., Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba!

Ch-ch-check out the blood bath in the new NSFW trailer for this seXXXy sequel! (above)

¡Vámonos!

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Mel Gibson Is Evil…In New Machete Kills Trailer!

Mel Gibson gets his crazy eyes on playing the arms dealer villain in the new Machete Kills trailer.

The star-studded sequel to Machete, this movie promises to have everything you could possibly want from a sequel to Machete: nuclear missiles, explosions, and what appears to be the Swiss Army Knife version of the titular machete.

Speaking of "titular," Sofia Vergara plays one of Mel's super soldiers sent to kill Machete. Her weapons of choice? Machine gun breasts, or as Austin Powers might call them, "machine gun jubblies!"

Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen plays the President, who wakes up to a call in the beginning of the trailer sleeping with 3 strippers women. LOL! Bet he had to do a lot of character research for that!

And of course the trailer is filled with classic lines from Danny Trejo's Machete, including one that will probably make AFI's Top Movie Quote list:

"Machete don't tweet."

But does Machete Vine or Instagram? Because we'd follow him in a heart beat!

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Charlie Sheen Ditches His Alias For Machete Kills! Find Out His Real Name HERE!

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Would you be surprised to find out that Charlie Sheen was not born with the name for which he's notorious?!

Maybe, maybe not, as his father goes by Martin Sheen, but his brother Emilio Estevez!

Well, turns out, the iconic Apocalypse Now actor was born Ramon Antonio Gerardo Estevez, and gifted his Anger Management-prone son with the name Carlos Estevez…although he started going by "Charlie" at the age of four so he would not be confused with an uncle with the same name!

But now, the "MaSheen" will no longer be able to go by that nickname, as he's decided to embrace his Spanish heritage for all promotional purposes of his new flick, Machete Kills, in which he portrays the President of the United States!

Ch-ch-check out the brand new poster for the flick, featuring the change in alias (above)!

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Sofia Vergara Flashes Deadly Double-D Tittays In Machete Kills! See The Perky New Poster HERE!

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BritBrit, we love what you've done with your… wait a second, thats not Britney Spears!!

It's Sofia Vergara smuggling deadly weapons in her sweater!

She's the latest pretty poster girl for Machete Kills, following the lovely Amber Heard and Alexa Vega.

The Modern Family star is no stranger to nip-slips, of course, but we've never seen her boobies bust out like this! Wowza!

The concept reminds us of Britney's FIERCE cameo in Austin Powers, but certainly there is room enough in Hollywood for two ladies with killer tits, LOLz!!

See the fresh poster for Robert Rodriguez's upcoming sequel in all of it's seXXXay glory…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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