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Robot Handjobs Are Real & They Look AH-MAZING! Let Science Virtually Varnish Your Flagpole HERE!

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Finally! Science we can stick our penis inside!

We've seen a glimpse of the future, folks, and let us be the first to tell you it is GLORIOUS!

A Japanese company specializing in virtually reality recently joined forces with one that specializes in sex toys and the fruits of their collaborative effort just changed civilization for the better!

Meet the VR Tenga. It's part mechanized penis holster, part virtual reality experience, and part gift from God.

It's as simple as switching on the device, selecting a program called "Alexander_Skarsgård_bicurious_adventure_06.exe", and sticking your wang inside!!!

Ch-ch-check out the VR Tenga in action, milking a dude's manatee in a very NSFW video from a Tokyo game conference……AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Coffee Machine Pours You A Cup WHEN YOU YAWN!

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Douwe Egberts is all about helping you out, especially when you're at the airport, travel weary, and need a pick-me-up!

Do you go to one of their stands and order a coffee?? NOPE! All you do is YAWN and this coffee machine will just straight up pour you a cup of hot java!!

We need one of these to just follow us around!

Seriously though, what happens when we just get caught in a yawn loop with other people — you know, how seeing someone yawn makes you yawn?? Does the cup overflow or does it keep up??

These are things we need to know about the future of coffee! LOLz!!

Oh, and yawning is waaaaay better than having to bow down! Ha!

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Coco Rocks The Surfboard Machine Like Nobody Else!

Filed under: CocoFitnessGym TimeHealthBodySurfing

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Coco, we love you!

We love you not only because you're a rad person, but you're also all about your health and fitness — and we'll be damned if you don't look as sexy as possible while doing it! LOLz!

We've never seen one of these surfboard machines before, and with Coco riding one we STILL haven't really seen one! Who worries about a machine when you've got a different view to admire?? Ha!

If we were to ask, do U think Coco would say that it's not the size of the surfboard that matters, it's the motion of the ocean??

Keep up the hard work, Coco!

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Thirsty Monkey Hits Vending Machine

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Wow, this is one cute monkey!!

He was just hanging out near a vending machine, chillin' in his adorbz diaper, when he started to get thirsty.

Luckily, his owner was there to give him some change so he could buy a drink.

Yup, this monkey knows how to operate a vending machine! Watch as he puts in the money and picks a juice!

Whoa! Calm down little guy! Doesn't he know you only have to push the button once? LOLz!

This monkey really wants his juice!!

Check out the video (above) to see a cute primate use a vending machine!

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Amanda Bynes On An Elliptical: 11 Seconds Is More Than Enough!

Filed under: Amanda BynesFitnessGym TimeHealth

We're not sure what's going on here, other than an attempt is being made at using an elliptical machine. Allegedly in flip flops.

Sounds dangerous!

This 11 second clip is apparently Amanda Bynes getting her fitness on, we're just not sure she's all that dedicated! Either that, or we're just mistaking form for dancing! Dancing is fun — but not for elliptical machines!

Whatever's going on with this girl needs to be fixed, pronto! We don't want to have to worry about her anymore — we want her to get back to her old amazing self!

At least she's wearing a shirt, though! LOLz!

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