OMG, Chris Pratt! We would shove so much money into your G-string if we still could!
But alas, the Parks and Rec super stud’s days as a stripper are over!
Chris spilled all the deets about his dirty dancing days of old with Ellen DeGeneres yesterday! And while both he and Channing Tatum can list “male exotic dancer” on their resumes, their pay rates were VERY different.