Well, then you're in luck!
That's right, Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia de Rossi, will be selling the Beverly Hills, CA compound at which they tied the knot back in the day!
Check out the photos of the 9,000 square foot main house - with "extensive outdoor living areas" as well as a detached guest house (above and below)!
According to sources who have visited the property, there's a master suite, three more guest rooms, and a sunbathing terrace! The guest house features two bedrooms, as well as a living room, dining room, and kitchen! There's also a gym, a swimming pool, and garage space for eight to ten cars!
Holy shiz! And this all can be yours, for a very reasonable price between $49,000,000 and $60,000,000!
[Images via Westside Estate Agency.]