If this were the 17th Century, not only would we be fending off scurvy-infested pirates who aren't nearly as cute as Johnny Depp, but we'd also have NO CHANCE at staying current with Rihanna's man dramz!
RiRi and Breezy found themselves in a funk this weekend, after the Don't Wake Me Up dancer supposedly reunited with ex-lady love Karrueche Tran!
The entire world thought Ri and Chris Brown were back together! Even K-Tran, presumably!
So what were CB and KT doing chilling together?!
RiRi was as confused as us!
After finding out about their little reunion, the Umbrella singer let her emotions run free on Twitter.
Kris filed pro per, which is legalese for filing without a lawyer, and Bruce's response is set to be filed at the L.A. County Courthouse, according to sources.
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Apparently, there was no prenup, and the two have already to a split of their property, with all the details having been finalized with their business managers over the last couple of months, according to sources.
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
And although parting is such sweet sorrow, the divorce is apparently "totally amicable." We sincerely hope they keep up with each other.