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Ben Affleck's Sights Are Set On Running For Senate?

Do you like apples?!

The guy who played a statutory (anal) rapist in Mallrats might run for Senate! How do you like them apples?

Oscar-winning movie star Ben Affleck sat down with Bob Schieffer of Face the Nation recently to discuss his political aspirations.

Ch-ch-check out Bob grilling him on the likeliness of campaigning for John Kerry's potentially vacant spot in MA (above)!

Ben would neither confirm nor deny the rumors, but, between the politically-charged Argo and yesterday's testimony to Congress, it wouldn't surprise us!

Could the nation ever take the Gigli and Daredevil seriously enough to vote him into office?!

It wouldn't be unprecedented!

Arnold Schwarzenegger was The Terminator before he was the Governator! Former President Ronald Reagan was an outrageously popular movie actor too!

Ugh! We want need this to happen!

Jennifer Garner would be a PERFECT First Lady, LOLz!

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Ben Affleck's Parking Ticket Fiasco Is Amusingly Insignificant!

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Ben Affleck, what were you thinking?!

The Gigli star isn't immune to the occasional lapse in judgement, but what kind of Daredevil takes their kids shopping mall-ratting in Santa Monica and forgets to feed the meter??

Ben was downright Dazed & Confused on Wednesday when he returned to his vehicle to find a parking ticket pinned to his windshield!

We aren't sure what your infraction was, but it isn't the end of the world Armageddon, bro!

At least the meter maid didn't fit your tire with a boot. That would've been The Sum of All Fears!

We aren't sure what kind of Paycheck the A-lister pulled in for Argo, but we're betting Ben won't be looking at scripts for Pearl Harbor 2: Banzai Zombies Must Die! to recoup the cash!!

Just promise to drive more safely, Mr. Affleck! Seraphina and Violet are perezcious cargo and we'd hate to see you get another ticket for Changing Lanes in an intersection!

Oh, and, uh… Reindeer Games!

[Image via Splash News.]

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