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Nova Scotia's McDonald’s chains aren't that much different than those here in the States, as we're sure this isn't the first time this has happened in the world: a man has been arrested for going to town on his own personal Big Mac, and yes we TOTES mean he was masturbating in the restaurant!

LOLz! SO GROSS!

The Canadian man was furiously masturbating at a McDonald's last week, and has since been arrested — which has brought us to the most spot-on advice the world has ever gotten from police:

Tags: arrested, canadialand, canadian, charged, fast food, hygiene, icky icky poo, man, masturbation, mcdonalds, morning, restaurant, scary!, sick, tacky and true, wacky

Richard Swanson had a goal, and that goal was to dribble a soccer ball from Seattle all the way to Brazil, and do it in time for the 2014 World Cup! Easy, right? Just do a little bit at a time?

Maybe that should have been the case, but we're sad to report that Richard has died after being struck by a pickup truck while walking south on the Highway 101 in Oregon. The 10,000 mile trip had basically just begun — just on May 1st.

Tags: brazil, car, died, man, soccer ball, struck, world cup 2014

Why does it seem like all the weird stuff happens in Florida??

A man just shot himself while bowling in the Sunshine State. Why? Well, it was an accident — and people thought he had just accidentally bumped a firecracker in his pocket when he went to release the bowling ball!

Because, you know, in Florida people just carry around firecrackers in their pockets! LOLz!!

Here's what one witness said:

Tags: accident, bowling alley, florida, gun, man, self, shooting

Paul Templer was a travel guide who used to take tourists down the Zambezi River.

While in Zimbabwe, when leading a kayak tour group down the river near Victoria Falls, there was a hippo attack.

The hippo overturned the kayak of one of his clients.

As he went to help the tourist, he was suddenly attacked himself.

Before he knew what was going on, he realized he was headfirst, down the throat of a hippo!!

Tags: africa, amazing, attack, crazy, hippo, hippopotamus, man, river guide, scary, zimbabwe

We're not sure who we're more impressed with!

The guy who thought and created this video that transcends all language barriers.

Or the doggy who is fantastically trained and obviously ridiculously smart!!!

It is probably a culmination of both!

In this story - a man has trained his doggy from allowing him to be overly affectionate with the cute puppy.

Check it out and watch it (above) !!!

Tags: affection, amazing, aww, cuteness, dog, funny, man, prevent, train, youtube

A seriously well deserved punishment!

Kurtis Peter Peterson was sentenced to 15 years of hard time in a Michigan state prison.

His crime?

He repeatedly sexually assaulted his pit bull and blue heeler inside his apartment.

Tags: 15, cruelty, dog, hug, jail, legal matters, man, pets, sad, sexual assault, years

A 19-year-old, accused of lighting a dog on fire, will stand trial for animal cruelty later on in the month.

His name is Adell Ziegler and his friend Diondre Brown has already admitted that he was on lookout when Adell was doing the awful deed!

The dog's name is Phoenix and is actually doing well these days.

Phoenix's vet believes the puppy will be fit for adoption sooner rather than later.

We think it is just awful that someone with a heart could do this to a living animal, and we have no sympathy for whatever punishment the person eventually receives.

Lets stop harming animals please!!!

Check out the video of this story (above) !!!

Tags: accused, burning, dog, legal matters, man, sad, scary, trial, wtf