That's right, guys! Swiss pilot Yves "Jetman" Rossy wears jet-propelled wings on his back and flies around like it's the future or something… and he just made his first public flight in America!!
The flight was at the Experimental Aircraft Association Air Venture in Wisconsin, which seems like an odd place to have anything experimental, unless you want to do it in a place that has the least amount of activity to interfere as possible!
Ha! We're just messing with you Wisconsin! You and your cheese are just fine in our books!! Plus, the Venture has been happening for 61 years and attracts a half million people from around the world, so Wisconsin is actually the PERFECT place for this!
Check out the flight and a little more about Yves in the video (above)!
Nova Scotia's McDonald’s chains aren't that much different than those here in the States, as we're sure this isn't the first time this has happened in the world: a man has been arrested for going to town on his own personal Big Mac, and yes we TOTES mean he was masturbating in the restaurant!
LOLz! SO GROSS!
The Canadian man was furiously masturbating at a McDonald's last week, and has since been arrested — which has brought us to the most spot-on advice the world has ever gotten from police:
Richard Swanson had a goal, and that goal was to dribble a soccer ball from Seattle all the way to Brazil, and do it in time for the 2014 World Cup! Easy, right? Just do a little bit at a time?
Maybe that should have been the case, but we're sad to report that Richard has died after being struck by a pickup truck while walking south on the Highway 101 in Oregon. The 10,000 mile trip had basically just begun — just on May 1st.
Why does it seem like all the weird stuff happens in Florida??
A man just shot himself while bowling in the Sunshine State. Why? Well, it was an accident — and people thought he had just accidentally bumped a firecracker in his pocket when he went to release the bowling ball!
Because, you know, in Florida people just carry around firecrackers in their pockets! LOLz!!
The two were spotted hanging out super low-key style in Downtown McAllen in Texas. The pic isn't perfectly clear, but we think we can all agree it looks an awful lot like them both!!
Selenita is there as she has two upcoming shows in Texas this weekend, and the Biebs is there because…well…because Selenita is there! Well, that and maybe he needed a little vacay after his rough deposition!
Confirming this hangout, Selenita actually just tweeted about being in Hidalgo, which is the county where McAllen is located: