And here we are thinking she's just naturally a frigid
bitch dancer! Silly us!
Sources from Dancing With The Stars are claiming that Kate Gosselin is not practicing her routines for the reality competition, because she has much more important things to do with her time - like maintaing her tan and getting 90 minute mani-pedi's during rehearsal time!
Oh, good! Nice to know that the time away from raising her kids is purely work-related!
whipping boy partner Tony Dovolani is losing his patience with the diva, and understandably so! She's making him look like a jackass up there!
Hopefully her obnoxious ass won't make the cut this week!
Unfortunately, we have a knot in our stomach that's telling us she's going to somehow make it by the skin of her teeth so she can once again torture our eye sockets with her shiteous, unpracticed moves next week!
We're praying for you, Tony.
[Image via WENN.]