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It’s tough to get a straight answer out of comedians, and Jason Sudeikis is no different.
"I don't know, I don't know. Bad manners maybe? You know the worst part? Even joking about it gets taken out of context. It's such a weird thing to even speak about. I make what I think is clearly a joke and then some people…I don't know, it's hard. I guess it just proves that not everybody has the same sense of humor as I do. I try not to be too worried about it."
Sudeikis is currently dating Mad Men’s January Jones, and made some quips about her as well.
"I completely pay attention when I'm sleeping with someone. It's one of the things I'm known for. I'm always super focused on it — knowing their name, knowing if something's working. You will never hear otherwise."
Both Sudeikis and Aniston recently wrapped shooting on Horrible Bosses, a film about a sexually aggressive boss (Aniston) who blackmails a coworker (Charlie Day) into sleeping with her.
Rumors are circulating that Maniston has a nude scene in the film, but Sudeikis spills none of the goods about the film.
"I know who everybody's hoping it is. All I can tell you is that I won't be naked. It's in my nudity riders. I'm only allowed to show the middle of my dick."
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She sure can pick 'em!
Is this douchenozzle a John Mayer Part Deux?
We really hope not!
Though Morton' confesses that he hates the limelight, saying, "It is the worst thing of all time. That is not me…There are people out there who just love it. Not me."
Ha Ha, oh suuuuure! That's why you've chosen to date some of the biggest names in Hollywood who've also been passed around like a hot potato!!
Oh, Manison - please have some self respect and find a decent guy!
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Speak it, sister!
"Why is being a single mother destructive? Give me a break. He sounds like an idiot. Who is he again? Maybe he’s right, I don’t know. I don’t think you necessarily have to be part of a traditional nuclear family to be a good mother. A lot of children from traditional nuclear families have really unhappy childhoods, and they have dysfunctional, distant parents who don’t pay attention to them. Also, some people don’t plan on being single parents. It’s not like you’re sitting at home and thinking, ‘Wow, I’d really like to do this by myself. I’d love to wake up six times a night and change diapers and have nobody to help me. That’d be great!’ I certainly didn’t do that. I think that opinion is pretty narrow-minded. People like him - and I don’t even know who he is, so this is just a guess… they usually just say shit like that for attention. He probably comes from a nuclear family and didn’t get enough attention as a child."
It's unbelievable that that kind of idiocy is still rampant!
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Oh, here we go…
John Mayer, arguably the douchiest of all of the douchebags, is none to pleased with a recent article that ran about his alleged reconciliation with the MANiston, and feels strongly enough about it to write a self-indulgant rant on the matter!
Huffington Post FULL OF SHIT? (Yes!)
Ahh, Huffington Post, the internet Death Star. The world’s first spectator banking website. Come watch a site’s intelligence move in and out like bellows of accordion depending on whether or not there’s ad dollars to be sucked out of any willing orifice.
From their front page item “BACK TOGETHER?”:
Are John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston back on? Mayer seemed to indicate they might be when he spoke in front of a crowd of 18,000 at his concert on Sunday at the Hollywood Bowl in LA.
“I believe in second chances!” he said. “You might have been a pain in the ass the last time around, but you can still start over again from home base. Next time you get a text from the one you love just text back ‘come over’ - no matter what happened in the past. If you really love someone, just tell them and be with them.”
Huffington Post, this is reporting? How do you pay your writers now, in Silly Bandz? Do you meet your sources in a malt shoppe? This is equal parts fabricated, cobbled together and misleading. Let’s break it down: I don’t think I ever said “I believe in second chances!” but I can’t be 100 percent sure, as it’s possible I could have accidentally said something succinctly and to the point. The next sentence is from the song “Half of My Heart,” in reference to the idea that meeting new people allows for hiding old mistakes. (Well, for most people at least.) The sentence about texting comes from the show’s encore, “Edge of Desire,” in a moment of giving people permission not to beat themselves down for still wanting someone. Two sentences about different things at different points in a concert.
The reason I’m calling you out instead of all the other magazines that make stories up out of thin air is that In Touch and Star Magazine aren’t concurrently writing pieces about Pat Tillman or WikiLeaks. Those other rags know who they are, and even if they’re obnoxious, I’d rather have to live with them because they (and the rest of the world) know where they stand, which doesn’t make them one tenth as dangerous as you are. You’re a stripper wearing reading glasses. Or maybe you’re an insolvent law student willing to dance for a few extra dollars. Either way, it’s uncomfortable to watch you try to wrap yourself around a pole when you have that C-Span scar.
I’m not a politician. I have no celebrity endorsements. So it is with a clear conscience that I’m able to title your piece on this post, should you decide to try make a few more bucks for whatever body wash or slasher flick you’re hocking today.
JOHN MAYER SLAMS HUFFPO: ” GO F**K YOURSELF!”
Can't you just hear the horrific sounds of him jerking himself off as he gloats over what he's written?
GUH. Enough, dumbass!
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Of course he does! The ratings he would get if he got Justin Bieber alone would be staggering!
If he managed to get all three of the outraged celebs on The O’Reilly Factor, he might beat out Glee!!
A publicist for The O’Reilly Factor has confirmed that Bill O'Reilly would love to invite all his recently bashed Hollywood heavyweights to his show. That includes lil Biebs, his bestie Kim Kardashian and of course, the ever so destructive Jennifer Aniston.
Too bad Jennifer wouldn't give him the time of day, Kim's contract with E! forbids her from appearing on other networks and Justin is too small to see over the giant roundtable! Never going to happen!
Oh well! Better luck next time, Bill!
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UGH! We seriously hope this isn't true!
We may rag on her, but she is SO much better than this raging bag of DOUCHE!
The dumbass singer reportedly has been attempting to win her back, and flew her out to meet him in NYC while he was there performing.
A source reveals:
“John invited Jen to come out and meet him while he was in Manhattan. He told her he really wanted to see her and even paid for a private jet to fly her from LA. They spent hours in his hotel suite at the Four Seasons, ordering room service and drinking wine. But Jen’s been hurt by him before and isn’t prepared to go public with the relationship just yet.”
So STOOPID. After all the shiz he pulled on her?
It's downright pathetic!
Let's hope this is just a nasty rumor, because gurl - his ass needs to STAY kicked to the curb.
Seriously, bb. You're better than him by a longshot. Find someone else!
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