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Cleaners Hired To Clear Out Vacant Home Discovered A Body… After They Took It To The Landfill Because They Thought It Was A MANNEQUIN!

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Talk about a mistaken case of identity!

These cleaners mistakenly identified this dead body as something fake when it was actually real!

A pair of cleaners were hired this past Thursday to clean up a house that had recently been evicted of its former tenants, and when the hired help showed up to the home in Spring Hill, Florida, they found a lot of awful stuff including a lot of dead rodents!

When they discovered a human body, later revealed to be Jeremy Witfoth, they thought the corpse was actually a mannequin and proceeded to haul the body down to a local dump!

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Cara Delevingne Sucks A Boob In Shanghai! Sorry Michelle Rodriguez, You've Been Replaced (For Now)!

Cara Delevingne replaced Michelle Rodriguez's boob with a statue\'s for the night!

Cara Delevingne never ceases to entertain!

Just the other day, she was posing for intimate photos with Bradley Cooper's girlfriend Suki Waterhouse. Then last night, she posted a very intriguing photo on Instagram of herself sucking a hard, metal tit!!

What the whaaaa??

As confusing as this may be, it appeared that Miz Delevingne was smooching a painted mannequin's right boob while cupping the other boob with her hand, all for no apparent reason other than that she was in Shanghai.

Whateves, we're not complaining!

Think this made Michelle Rodriguez miss her even more??

[Image via Instagram.]

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This Single Lady's Family Really Is Plastic! (Well, Technically Fiberglass, But Still Just As Creepy!)

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All the single ladies, all the single ladies, put your hands up! Or, yeah…the hands of your mannequin husband and daughter. We guess that works too.

After getting badgered by her mom and others to settle down, artist Suzanne Heintz did what any of us would do: she created her own family out of mannequins LIKE YOU DO!

As part of her project, Life Once Removed, Suzanne has traveled 10,000 miles with her plastic-like relations, Chauncey, the man(nequin) in her life, and Mary Margaret, her fake daughter, taking family photos of the three.

Can someone call the Blue Fairy and turn these two into real people already?!

Forget Build-A-Bear…this is Build-A-Husband-And-Daughter! Minus all the internal stuffing…like organs and what not!

At least her hubby is always hard! Get it? Because he's made of plastic! Well, fiberglass apparently.

We kind of love this funny and inventive art project, and although Suzanne is unmarried, she's got herself a real boyfriend too.

Don't get too jealous Chauncey! Oh that's right, you can't because you're not real!

[Image via Suzanne Heintz.]

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American Apparel Gets Bushy, Baby! Sticks Controversial Pubic Hair On Public Mannequins!

American Apparel embraces pubic hair on their mannequins just in time for Valentine's Day!

That ‘70s bush isn’t ONLY making a comeback on Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz!

Untamed pubic hair is also sprouting up growing out in places it’s never even BEEN before — such as on store mannequins in a Lower East Side American Apparel.

Customers have been tweeting photos (above) and comments about the display, with some calling the act “pervy” and others HIGHlariously dubbing the store “A-merkin Apparel”.

We’re just thankful it’s not nearly as…umm….graphic? as that masturbating, menstruating vagina T-shirt from last year!!

District Visual Manager Dee Myles explained the pubes away as a pre-Valentine’s Day stunt, saying that mannequin hairiness will:

“…bring rawness and newness to a holiday thought of as a romantic Hallmark holiday … by exploiting the lust of Valentine’s Day.”

See the uncensored photo …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Justin Bieber Lookin' Sexy In A Dress! Fill In The Blank!

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When Selena Gomez text* Justin Bieber pics of the Biebs' armless, dress-wearing doppelgänger spitting image this morning, Justin thought: "Holy guacamole, I could totally use Mannequin Biebs to _____________________."

*That didn't really happen.

[Image via WENN & Twitter.]

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Watch Tim Burton Directing Winona Ryder In The Killers' Music Video For Here With Me HERE!

WOW!

We had nothing but good feelings when we found out that Tim Burton was once again directing his longtime muse, Winona Ryder, in a music video for The Killers, but now that the finished product has arrived, we're happy to report that this effort really IS something else entirely!

And ultimately, it's PURE, classic Burton…and in a lot of ways, more-so than even some of his recent big-screen efforts!

Ch-ch-check out the actress going back to her Edward Scissorhands blonde as a starlet whose longtime fan ends up finding love with a wax mannequin with her likeness (above)!

Just ENTRANCING, isn't it?

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Kate Hudson Has Endless Love For Makeup!

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Kate Hudson has adored makeup since she was old enough to beautify her brother's face with cosmetics! (We're assuming it's Oliver!)

In fact, that's where Kate's cosmetic love story begins:

"My poor brother. He was kind enough to be my mannequin, and let me experiment on his face. I’d put blue eye shadow on him and we’d laugh."

As Kate grew up and watched mom Goldie Hawn get ready

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