Mark Heller must think awfully highly of himself.
The newest attorney to take the Lindsay Lohan challenge is claiming he can make her all better without her having to deal with any of those pesky consequences that come when you commit a crime.
Wouldn’t that be nice? A well-behaved LiLo?
That is what Mark is promising in his outrageously ridic letter to the Santa Monica and L.A. City Attorneys where he tried to negotiate with them for Lindsay's mistakes of lying to cops and violating her probation.
In the glorious letter, Mark suggested the two prosecutors work with him to “fix” Lindz.
We’re pretty sure they already have full-time jobs!
But that’s only the beginning as he chooses to play the blame game and points the finger at LiLo’s family. He wrote that you can’t judge the troubled redhead: