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FedEx Deliveryman Fired After Cameras Catch Him Throwing Packages! See The Vid HERE!

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Normally we love it when a man in uniform makes a house call with his rock hard package, but this is one special delivery we cannot condone!

A FedEx employee was FIRED after the security system of a home he was delivering to in Maryland caught him throwing a package more than 20 feet through the air!

How uncool!

We realize delivery drivers are super stressed during the holidays, but there is absolutely no reason to potentially destroy someone else's property!

Ch-ch-check out the totes incriminating footage of the delinquent deliveryman…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Mad Men's Ben Feldman Gets Hitched!

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Another stud is off the market!

Ben Feldman — who plays awkward smarty pants Michael Ginsberg on Mad Men — tied the knot with his lady love actress Michelle Mulitz on Saturday in a sweet ceremony at the Glen Farm in Gaithersburg, Maryland.

Ben gushed:

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Maryland Woman Drives Car Into Lake While Texting, Gets Minor Injuries & Free Car Wash!

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ZOMG!!!

Hasn't she seen Highway Don't Care?!? Or that one episode of The Office?!

A Maryland woman who is TOTALLY LUCKY TO BE ALIVE TODAY drove her self into a lake while trying to send a text message!!!

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Fruit-Thieving Scum Resort To 150 Pound Watermelon Theft

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150 pound watermelon stolen

When was the last time you saw a 150 pound watermelon?

NEVER! That's how rare they are, and that's why the one that was stolen from prize-winning Maryland gardener Bradley Northcote was valued at $1,500!!

Why would anyone ever want to steal something like that, other than to eat it? It's not like you can sell it for the $1,500 — it's a giant watermelon. Someone will notice!

The delicious heist happened after 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, and was removed from Northcote's 4.5 acre yard in Street, Md. You bet your asses the cops are

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NFL Running Back Ray Rice Gets Robbed!

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We're not sure who in their right mind would rob an NFL superstar, but apparently one burglar worked up the courage this weekend and stole from Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice's Maryland home!

The gutsy criminal reportedly walked away with two guns and $2,000 in cash!

The Super Bowl champ wasn't home at the time of the robbery, but a friend was staying at his house and reported it to the police.

Ray released a statement about the burglary, saying:

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