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Kristen Bell Peed In A Mason Jar At The Oscars! WTF? Find Out Why HERE!

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Kristen Bell looked absolutely ravishing at the Oscars, wearing a custom mermaid-hem Roberto Cavalli.

But was it comfortable? Kristen told Live With Kelly And Michael:

"Nope. And I didn’t realize that until I got into it."

Aw. Too bad. Small price to pay for looking that good? But it was worse than that. There were bathroom issues too! Miz Bell went on:

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Glenn Beck Showered President Obama With Urine & Listed It On eBay As Art!

Hashtag face-palm!

CAUTION: Young children, the easily nauseated, and anyone with a small tolerance for awkwardly bad accents are lame attention ploys — avert your eyes!!

On the list of things weird things Glenn Beck would do for $25k, dunking a President Obama bobble-head in a mason jar filled with urine is near the top!

Tuesday he proved as much on his ultra-conservative "news" show!

Ch-ch-check the master of mystery, well, something, pretending to be a French artiste while dunking a dashboard-sized version of our Commander-in-Chief into what he claims is a jar filled with his own pee pee (above.)

And then he had the audacity to hope he could sell his excrement for $25,000 online!!

Unfortunately for the enthusiastic bobble-head collector ready to shell out $11k, eBay's fine print prevents the sale of "bodily waste" and the auction was prematurely terminated.

Ugh! Glenn's ultra-conservative "news" show isn't exactly informing its viewers about the world around them!

A scathingly insightful critique of modern art and our Perezident's policies this was NOT!

Honestly, if Glenn's fail were any more epic, Homer would've worked it into one of his poems!

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