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Tiger Woods WILL Miss The Masters After Undergoing Surgery! Get The Inury Deets HERE!

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His struggles on the course continue!

Tiger Woods underwent a successful microdiscectomy, aka SPINE SURGERY, on Monday for a pinched nerve and will have to sit out the Masters.

That's such a bummer!

According to

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Tiger Woods Heading For Divorce!

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Tiger may be back in golf and out of rehab, but his marriage is holding on by a thread!

Elin is pissed and his Nike commercial was the last straw! She refused to attend or even watch the Masters and after the tournament ended, she left Florida without her husband and kids for an unknown destination.

"Elin was violently angry over this commercial and thought it was a cheesy thing to do," claims a source. "She wouldn't have gone near the Masters under any condition, but that just made her madder. She is over Tiger. I wouldn't be surprised if she files for divorce sometime soon."

No legal papers have been filed, although she has discussed her options among friends.

Another source close to Elin claims that she has run out of patience with Tiger and it upset that he made his comeback so quick, as she thought he would take more time off.

She's so furious that she didn't even watch the tournament. Elin used the TV to watch movies with the kids!

The friends added:

"She's so far beyond hurt now. If she were angry or if she hated him, they might still have a chance to work it out. But she's beyond that. She's numb. She just doesn't care anymore. She's like, 'Whatever.' Elin's not the type to get all weepy or have pity parties for herself. She mourned the loss of this marriage, and now she's moving on. It's the only thing she can do."

Elin can do SO much better. Take the $$$$ and run!

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Tiger Announces Next Tournament!

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Maybe he won't get any pesky flying pranksters this time!

LOLz!

After his triumphant return to golf at the Masters, Tiger Woods is already prepping for his next tournament - the U.S. Open at Pebble Beach!

The United States Golf Association reportedly received the douchebag's entry on Monday!

Wow! He wasted no time!

We suppose when your personal life is a disaster, all you have to focus on is your work!!

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New Poll Shows Tiger….

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Is anyone surprised by this??

According to the CNN/Opinion Research Corporation, Tiger Woods' approval rating is even lower than EVER after his shiteous return to golf in the Masters Tournament!

Fewer than four in ten Americans like you now, douche!!

Polling Director Keating Holland said:

"His ratings seemed to have slipped most among men and higher-income Americans. The reason for the differences is unclear. It's probably not his participation in the Masters this weekend, since in an earlier poll only one in five said that Woods should wait longer before returning to professional golf. And it wasn't his fourth-place showing in the Masters, since most interviews were conducted before the results were known."

HA. Take the shame, bitch!!

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Tiger Woods Finally Admits That He Sucks!

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Probably the most honest he's been with himself since the all of his shiz hit the fan!

Check out this HIGHlarious footage above of Tiger Woods finally admitting what the rest of world already knew!!

Too bad, so sad! Bwa ha ha.

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Tiger & Elin Taking Separate Vacations

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This doesn't sound like a marriage on the mend to us!

Once Tiger Woods is finished playing at the Masters, he's looking to take some time to play the husband/father bit on a little family vacation. Sources say that he approached his estranged wife, Elin, to see if she thought that was good idea.

She told him no!

In fact, sources claim that Elin coldly explained to Tiger that she was taking her own vacation after the Masters - one he was NOT invited to!

Supposedly, this is not the first time he has asked Elin to go away with him and the kids, but this is the first time she has told him that she intends to take a vacation without him.

Is a divorce in the not-so-distant future?

Doesn't seem like a stretch, if you ask us!

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Mysterious Details About The Tiger Woods Insult Plane!

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We don't know about you, but we got a huge kick out of the HIGHlarious pranksters who flew banners poking fun at Tiger Woods over the Masters Tournament yesterday!

What's even better yet, it appears that all of the parties involved in making the plan happen are covering one another's tracks - nobody's spilling the indentities of those responsible!

Despite an Federal Aviation Administration-issued advisory to keep the airspace surrounding the Masters open, an official restriction was never put into place, so the plane technically did nothing wrong!

According to FAA spokeswoman Kathleen Bergen claims that the pilot was "very cooperative with inspectors" and "all the paperwork was in place."

Sadly, it appears the plane will not be making a reappearance at the Masters - Bergen revealed that the plane had some minor mechanical issues that needed to be resolved before it could fly another banner and is currently undergoing repairs!

Too bad! We think they need one more victory lap!

Thanks for the LOLz, mystery plane!

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