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Tiger & Elin Taking Separate Vacations

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This doesn't sound like a marriage on the mend to us!

Once Tiger Woods is finished playing at the Masters, he's looking to take some time to play the husband/father bit on a little family vacation. Sources say that he approached his estranged wife, Elin, to see if she thought that was good idea.

She told him no!

In fact, sources claim that Elin coldly explained to Tiger that she was taking her own vacation after the Masters - one he was NOT invited to!

Supposedly, this is not the first time he has asked Elin to go away with him and the kids, but this is the first time she has told him that she intends to take a vacation without him.

Is a divorce in the not-so-distant future?

Doesn't seem like a stretch, if you ask us!

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Mysterious Details About The Tiger Woods Insult Plane!

Filed under: Silly!ZportzLove LineTiger Woods

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We don't know about you, but we got a huge kick out of the HIGHlarious pranksters who flew banners poking fun at Tiger Woods over the Masters Tournament yesterday!

What's even better yet, it appears that all of the parties involved in making the plan happen are covering one another's tracks - nobody's spilling the indentities of those responsible!

Despite an Federal Aviation Administration-issued advisory to keep the airspace surrounding the Masters open, an official restriction was never put into place, so the plane technically did nothing wrong!

According to FAA spokeswoman Kathleen Bergen claims that the pilot was "very cooperative with inspectors" and "all the paperwork was in place."

Sadly, it appears the plane will not be making a reappearance at the Masters - Bergen revealed that the plane had some minor mechanical issues that needed to be resolved before it could fly another banner and is currently undergoing repairs!

Too bad! We think they need one more victory lap!

Thanks for the LOLz, mystery plane!

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And The Punking Continues!

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This is genius!

We're happy some jokester has so much $$$ at his/her disposal to pull this shiz off!

This morning, another Tiger Wood's related banner flew over the Masters, calling Tiger out on his supposed sex addiction. We're hearing there won't be an end to this shenanigan anytime soon and we just can't WAIT to see what other gems this prankster has up their sleeve!

Maybe this is a group effort from all of his whores? A little present of them to him! (Hey, there sure is enough of them to fund such a thing!)

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Tiger Gets Punk'd At The Masters!

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LOLZ!

Some HIGHlarious prankster wanted to ensure that Tiger Woods didn't get too cocky during his return to golf at the Masters Tournament today, so he or she flew this clever banner featuring a play on words referencing his Buddhist faith over the golf course for all to see!

HA. Excellent!

Karma's a bitch, isn't it, bb?

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Tiger Is Still Really, Really Sorry!

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Tiger Woods just finished his first major news conference, and more or less spewed the same self-deprecating, crocodile tear, bullshiz extravaganza he's been maintining since his many affairs were made public!

Speaking to reporters, Woods said:

"The pain and the damage I caused my wife, my mom, my kids … Going forward, I am going to have to explain all [this to them] … but that's my responsibility. I did it. I hadn't hit far enough on the bottom to make myself look at what I had done. What I was thinking was not correct. I was rationalizing. I was in totally denial at times….I fooled myself. I lied to myself, kept others in the dark….When I stripped all that away and realized what I had done, the whole magnitude of it, that is pretty brutal. I take full responsibility. I've come out better. I am certainly a much better person for it. I can't go back to where I was. I want to be a part of my son and daughter's life. I missed his first birthday and [that's] something I regret and will probably regret the rest of my life."

PSSH. Yeah, right.

He's just pissed that he got caught and he has to do all this damage control!

What do U think?? Does Tiger sound actually remorseful to you??

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