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Seemingly innocent Anna Kendrick made a shocking confession on Monday — she masturbates. to Ryan Gosling… in the movie theater!!!

QUICK! Bubble wrap your kids right this second!

The Pitch Perfect starlet just can't help it! And really, who can??

But clearly someone told her it was an etiquette no-no as she tweeted:

Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 14, 2013

HA!!!

Ooo gurl we feel ya!

Every time we see the Godling, it's too hard to contain ourselves! Did you know he

Tags: anna kendrick, celebrity tweets, joke, lol, masturbating, masturbation, movie theater, ryan gosling, sexuality

Is…that what we think it is????

Marc Jacobs' new sunglasses ad is certainly turning, er, heads!

In the commercial (above), a guy is seen standing in the park jerking his arm up and down. Since we can only see the back of him, it's safe to assume that he's doing something pret-ty naughty…. or is he?

Is he pulling a George Michael or are we misinterpreting things?? Watch the ad (above) and see for yourself!

This is a sunglasses ad, right??

Tags: marc jacobs, masturbating, square aviator sunglasses, sunglasses

Precious director Lee Daniels' scored a big thumbs up from us by casting Zac Efron to dance around in his underwear in The Paperboy, but it turns out he wanted another one of our favorite people to star as well — Oprah Winfrey!

And if he got his way, she would been MASTURBATING on the big screen for all to see!

The director recently revealed that he originally asked the Big O to play the part of Anita the maid, but after she turned it down, he cast Macy Gray instead.

While it would have been VERY inneresting to see Oprah in the role because it required her to masturbate on the floor during a scene, Daniels admitted the singer was "the right choice after all" and explained:

Tags: actress, director, lee daniels, macy gray, masturbating, oprah winfrey, precious, the paperboy

Bam Margera woke up from a wet dream on Thursday night only to find himself in a male erotic fantasy!

The Jackass star was stirred from his slumber by a NAKED 24-year-old woman kissing him.

While some men might be BEGGING for this kind of attention, he tossed the friendly intruder to the floor of his West Chester mansion and called the cops.

Here's where it gets really hot weird though…

Tags: bam margera, burglar, crazy, intruder, jackass, johnny knoxville, mansion, masturbating, weird, west chester, woman

Ugh.

A Chicago teacher, 75-year-old Paul LaDuke, was charged with a felony for masturbating behind a podium during class.

A student told another teacher that she thought he was doing some sort of lewd conduct behind the podium. When the teacher notified administration, LaDuke was fired on Friday and school officials called police. He was then arrested after detectives interviewed several students and has since been charged with sexual exploitation of a child.

What's even worse is that police say that the math teacher was engaging in this type of behavior for over a decade!! After his arrest, he had written a note, admitting that he fantasized about female students while masturbating in class for the pas 10 years.

He's currently being held on $40,000 bond. His defense attorney states that he has dementia, which in our opinion, is still not an excuse for this type of behavior to be allowed in school - FOR TEN YEARS.

So gross. The student who notified another teacher should be applauded for stepping forward.

Tags: arrested, chicago, masturbating, math, paul laduke, podium, teacher

Now that's what we call a headline!

Keith Clinkscales, a former ESPN senior vice president, has found himself in a sticky situation. He is fighting allegations that he once masturbated on an airplane while sitting next to hot ESPN correspondent Erin Andrews.

To combat the story leaked to a sports blog by an anonymous source, Clinkscales filed a lawsuit against Joan Lynch, a former ESPN employee who he THINKS is the sport blog's source.

The allegations state that Andrews noticed Clinkscales playing a little pocket pool underneath his iPad while sitting next to her on the plane. When they uncomfortably locked eyes, he "panicked and muttered, 'You know, I'm one of your bosses."

Can somebody say…AWKWARD!

Andrews has supposedly verified the story, but did not complain to human resources because she "just wanted it to go away."

Well, that didn't work out as planned.

Clinkscales lawyer, hired just before the scandal hit the web, is calling the masturbatory allegations "ridiculous" and (this is our favorite) said:

“I’m thinking of bringing a defamation suit on behalf of his penis.”

Very professional. LOLz!

Their secret weapon to fend off the rumors is an email Andrews sent Clinkscales after the flight, which read:

“I wanted to touch base with you after our flight to LA. Would love to get on the phone with you, at some point, and talk upcoming projects and ideas.”

According to the lawyer, the email shows “the masturbation claim is a flat-out lie.” We're looking forward to hearing what Ms. Andrews has to say about this!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: airplane, allegations, erin andrews, espn, eww, gross, jerking off, keith clinkscales, lawsuit, masturbating, pocket pool, reporter, scandal, sports blog, weird, whacking it

Oh, good. Because shootings, robberies, and abandoned children just weren't enough, were they?

A 21-year-old man was arrested yesterday afternoon at a Georgia Chuck E. Cheese after he was accused of exposing himself inside the children's restaurant!

According to authorities, Kenneth McGhee sat down at a table where a mother was sitting. She noticed that he had his hands between his legs, but she apparently thought that he was texting on his phone. She then realized that he had his penis fully out of his pants, and was openly masturbating while looking around at all of the children in the packed restaurant.

WTF?!

Authorities apprehended McGhee, and he is being charged with not only child molestation, but false information - because he told the manager of the Chuck E. Cheese that he was only 16 in order to gain entry! He also has outstanding warrants for his arrest from violating his probation.

Well, we think that it's safe to say that we're thoroughly disturbed by this story.

Thank goodness that he was caught, but we think that those establishments - given their track record - need to seriously step up their security precautions!

There are absolutely NO EXCUSES for why a sex offender could manage to get into a children's restaurant!

Just unacceptable!

Thoughts??

Tags: arrest, authorities, child molester, chuck e cheese, false information, fucked up, georgia, kenneth mcghee, masturbating