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The Top 10 Biggest Supporters Of Masturbating In Hollywood!

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If you aren't pro-masturbation, you're a real jerk off!

One definite advocate for masturbating is Miley Cyrus who can't seem to go one concert without groping herself like there's no tomorrow or, you know, anyone watching.

Well, if Liam Hemsworth was no longer in our life, then we'd probably want to fill that gap he left all day long too.

But aside from our twerkish ambassador, there are celebs who we can barely count on both hands, who probably use both their bare hands to let off some steam (and certain bodily liquids) solo!

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50 Cent Gives A VERY R-Rated Explanation For His Horrible First Pitch!

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50 Cent gave a different explanation on why he threw out a terrible first pitch!

Well this is certainly different from his original explanation!!

After throwing out a terrible first pitch that even made Carly Rae Jepsen cringe, 50 Cent offered a very simple explanation to his major league mishap saying the ball "slipped" out of his hand!

Well it appears he's changed his tune since then and his now saying his arm was tired because of too much masturbation! Wait, what???

He explains:

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Sorry Ladies! Apple Does NOT Want You Masturbating! Get The Sexually Unsatisfying Deets HERE!

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Apple has banned a masturbation app for women!

At this day and age, it truly does feel like there is an app for EVERYTHING!

However, that didn't stop designer Tina Gong from pushing the envelope and turning heads with HappyPlayTime, an app that's all about ladies masturbating!

That's right! Tina designed an application that was meant to help women get more familiar with their own anatomy while also getting rid of the stigmas surrounding self stimulation!

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US Airways Tweets Out Photo Of A Naked Woman With A Toy Airplane Shoved Up Her Lady C*ckpit! See The Worst Social Media Gaffe In History HERE!

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WARNING: Unless you're the resident gynecologist at a model airplane factory, this post is 100% UNSAFE FOR WORK!

US Airways posted the most obscenely graphic social media gaffe in the history of the internet on Monday. For reasons that are still unclear, the airline's official Twitter account added an incredibly lewd image to one of their tweets — a photo of a naked woman lying on her back, with her legs spread eagle and pushed behind her head, and a large model airplane shoved so far up her lady parts that you'd think her vajayjay was moonlighting as an airplane hangar!

Wow!! We've flown the Red Eye from El Lay to NYC before, but we'd never heard about the Pink Eye until now!!

Ready to see the alternate ending to Lost craziest pic a major corporation has EVER put on Twitter?

Ch-ch-check out the black box stuffed up a pink box…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Barbara Walters Takes A Little Time To Enjoy…Her Vibrator! Watch Her HIGHlariously Admit To Owning A Buzzing Lovestick HERE!

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ZOMG.

We love Barbara Walters!

Almost as much as she loves herself!

No like, we means she LOVES herself!

The 84-year-old host of The View admitted live on-air this morning that she does indeed still pleasure her nether regions whenever the mood strikes her!

Ehrmergherd! That’s HIGHlarious!

Babs showed no shame while confessing to owning a vibrator! She even described to Whoopi Goldberg what she calls it!

She spilled:

“Do you know what it’s called? A selfie!”

We. DIE!!!

Go on, gurl! You’re never too old to get some lovin’, whether it’s with a guy, a gal or a piece of plastic!

Ch-ch-check out the video of Barbara Walters coming clean about getting down and dirty with her vibrator (above) !

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Broncos Fans Jerk Away The Pain! Internet Porn Spikes In Denver After Super Bowl Loss!

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How did Broncos fans cope after getting crushed in the Super Bowl?? Sadsturbating.

What do you do when your football team loses a big game?

Like Super Bowl big… and like reallllllly really loses. Like a 43-8 loss…

Gentlemen… start your boners!

That's right, it appears that Denver Broncos fans have turned to punishing their genitals with an onslaught of internet porn to cope with such an astounding loss.

During the big game? Porn viewing dropped an wholllllle lot! It dropped 32% to be exact!

After the big game though, PornHub.com noticed that in Seattle, whose Seahawks flew to victory, average viewership dropped after their big win. They must've been out, partying it up.

While in Denver? The number of porn viewers increased by about 10%!!

Wow! We guess everyone in Denver was sadsturbating.

Tears do make an excellent lubricant, we hear. LOLz!

Check out the statsurbates (below)!

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The CW Cuts Masturbation Scene From New Teen Series Reign!

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Keep your hands where we can see 'em, Mary Queen of Scots!

Because you and your new show Reign are NOT allowed to do any tantalizing touching down in the royal valley! This ain't The Tudors!

The CW series about the young monarch premieres this Thursday but will air without the VERY memorable masturbation scene that was seen in the original pilot, sent out to TV critics earlier this year!

The network has trimmed down the self-pleasuring plot to keep the show appropriate for its young teenage audience.

Before the censors went to work, the sequence included the Queen and her teenage ladies-in-waiting attending a wedding in France. After the ceremony, the group secretly spies on the newlyweds’ “bedding ceremony” — where the couple has sex before a group of elders who are present to ensure the marriage is consummated!

Well that doesn't sound very TV-PG to us either!

But it was the following scene that the network had problems with!

A handmaiden named Kenna, played by Caitlin Stasey, is then seen

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