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US Airways Tweets Out Photo Of A Naked Woman With A Toy Airplane Shoved Up Her Lady C*ckpit! See The Worst Social Media Gaffe In History HERE!

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WARNING: Unless you're the resident gynecologist at a model airplane factory, this post is 100% UNSAFE FOR WORK!

US Airways posted the most obscenely graphic social media gaffe in the history of the internet on Monday. For reasons that are still unclear, the airline's official Twitter account added an incredibly lewd image to one of their tweets — a photo of a naked woman lying on her back, with her legs spread eagle and pushed behind her head, and a large model airplane shoved so far up her lady parts that you'd think her vajayjay was moonlighting as an airplane hangar!

Wow!! We've flown the Red Eye from El Lay to NYC before, but we'd never heard about the Pink Eye until now!!

Ready to see the alternate ending to Lost craziest pic a major corporation has EVER put on Twitter?

Ch-ch-check out the black box stuffed up a pink box…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Barbara Walters Takes A Little Time To Enjoy…Her Vibrator! Watch Her HIGHlariously Admit To Owning A Buzzing Lovestick HERE!

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ZOMG.

We love Barbara Walters!

Almost as much as she loves herself!

No like, we means she LOVES herself!

The 84-year-old host of The View admitted live on-air this morning that she does indeed still pleasure her nether regions whenever the mood strikes her!

Ehrmergherd! That’s HIGHlarious!

Babs showed no shame while confessing to owning a vibrator! She even described to Whoopi Goldberg what she calls it!

She spilled:

“Do you know what it’s called? A selfie!”

We. DIE!!!

Go on, gurl! You’re never too old to get some lovin’, whether it’s with a guy, a gal or a piece of plastic!

Ch-ch-check out the video of Barbara Walters coming clean about getting down and dirty with her vibrator (above) !

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Broncos Fans Jerk Away The Pain! Internet Porn Spikes In Denver After Super Bowl Loss!

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How did Broncos fans cope after getting crushed in the Super Bowl?? Sadsturbating.

What do you do when your football team loses a big game?

Like Super Bowl big… and like reallllllly really loses. Like a 43-8 loss…

Gentlemen… start your boners!

That's right, it appears that Denver Broncos fans have turned to punishing their genitals with an onslaught of internet porn to cope with such an astounding loss.

During the big game? Porn viewing dropped an wholllllle lot! It dropped 32% to be exact!

After the big game though, PornHub.com noticed that in Seattle, whose Seahawks flew to victory, average viewership dropped after their big win. They must've been out, partying it up.

While in Denver? The number of porn viewers increased by about 10%!!

Wow! We guess everyone in Denver was sadsturbating.

Tears do make an excellent lubricant, we hear. LOLz!

Check out the statsurbates (below)!

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The CW Cuts Masturbation Scene From New Teen Series Reign!

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Keep your hands where we can see 'em, Mary Queen of Scots!

Because you and your new show Reign are NOT allowed to do any tantalizing touching down in the royal valley! This ain't The Tudors!

The CW series about the young monarch premieres this Thursday but will air without the VERY memorable masturbation scene that was seen in the original pilot, sent out to TV critics earlier this year!

The network has trimmed down the self-pleasuring plot to keep the show appropriate for its young teenage audience.

Before the censors went to work, the sequence included the Queen and her teenage ladies-in-waiting attending a wedding in France. After the ceremony, the group secretly spies on the newlyweds’ “bedding ceremony” — where the couple has sex before a group of elders who are present to ensure the marriage is consummated!

Well that doesn't sound very TV-PG to us either!

But it was the following scene that the network had problems with!

A handmaiden named Kenna, played by Caitlin Stasey, is then seen

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Knows People Are Masturbating To His Hot Bod!

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Well this is embarrassing…

Who told Joseph Gordon-Levitt our sexy secret?!?

LOLz!

Honestly, who HASN'T had a JGL fantasy? Especially lately! That boy is looking better than ever these days!

Joe knows he's one desirable dude too because last night, he admitted to Stephen Colbert that he's aware people are masturbating to him!

ZOMG!

Stephen was asking Joe about his Don Jon character's inability to take his mind off of porn even while having sex with Scarlet Johansson! Mr. Colbert told a bold-faced lie and claimed not to masturbate to porn EVER, because as he put it:

"Pornography masturbates to me!"

Whatever you say, Stephen!

Joseph then interjected:

"People masturbate to me!"

Truer words have never been spoken!

HA!

Ch-ch-check out Joseph Gordon-Levitt letting it all hang out on The Colbert ReportAFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Alexander Skarsgard Steams Up The Air While Wandering LA

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Holy moly.

The smokin' Swedish god that is Alexander Skarsgard was seen leaving a Hollywood hotspot and we think he has on waaaaaay too many clothes for our liking.

Our favorite seXXXbomb has been in LA a lot recently…and we LOVE it.

We just wish he'd reconsider the whole "getting-dressed-in-the-morning" thing and show us some more skin a la his True Blood alter-ego Eric Northman.

Hey, we can dream, can't we?!

If ASkars walked around naked more then maybe the US would have to follow Sweden's lead with the whole public masturbation thing…

LOLz!!!

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Sweden Decriminalizes Public Masturbation After An Old Dude Fondles His One-Eyed Skarsgård At Beach!

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Stockholm Syndrome just got a whole lot weirder!

A 65-year-old horn-ball was charged with sexual assault recently after unsheathing his Pippi Longstocking at a Swedish beach and stroking her in public; sadly, this isn't the shocking part of this story.

He was arrested and charged with sexual assault, but the courts actually ended up acquitting the dude! They ruled the man committed no actual offense because his "activities" weren't directed toward any particular target!

Uh… So, they're saying it's okay stab-a your ABBA in public, but only if you aren't checking out the girl next to you with the dragon tattoo!?

Prosecutor Olof Vrethammar agrees with the verdict. He admitted:

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