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Aubrey Plaza Goes All In! She Gives Conan O'Brien The Deets About Masturbating In Her New Movie!

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OK! So, Aubrey Plaza can cross off "masturbate on camera" from her own to do list!

The star of the upcoming flick The To Do List, co-starring Rachel Bilson, had to go way down south for a scene involving some independent pleasure. But Aubrey had no idea JUST how intimate things were going to get during filming!

She told Conan O'Brien this week that she assumed they would shoot from the waist up for this masturbatory moment. She didn't think she would ACTUALLY have to do the two-finger tango!

Come to find out, it was a FULL body shot!

OH MY!!!

Which meant Aubrey would have to get VERY into herself, all while being watched by a room full of people!

Ch-ch-check out Aubrey on Conan to hear the rest of her she-bopping experience …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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New Jersey Bus Driver Punishes His Python On The Job! Watch His Masturbatory Meltdown HERE!

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Let's face it, masturbation is a part of life.

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated bees whales do it!

Masturbating while driving, however, is NOT a part of life at all. It's dangerous, creepy, and illegal!

And masturbating while driving a public transit bus full of commuters? That's just cray!!!!

Unfortunately, better judgement didn't stop 41-year-old George Simpson from doing the five-knuckle shuffle while transporting a bus full of unsuspecting passengers late last month!!!

And he was caught on tape!

One Manhattan librarian didn't appreciate watching him skin his own salami on her evening cummute commute so she recorded the whole encounter!

See the graphically disturbing and definitely NSFW transit nightmare unfold…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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McDonald's Customer Arrested For Creating McMasturbation Menu Item!

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Nova Scotia's McDonald’s chains aren't that much different than those here in the States, as we're sure this isn't the first time this has happened in the world: a man has been arrested for going to town on his own personal Big Mac, and yes we TOTES mean he was masturbating in the restaurant!

LOLz! SO GROSS!

The Canadian man was furiously masturbating at a McDonald's last week, and has since been arrested — which has brought us to the most spot-on advice the world has ever gotten from police:

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Tennessee Official Frequently Drove 90 Mph With His Dong Dangling Out The Window?!

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We… we… don't even know what to say?!

William Blakely, a former Vice-Mayor in Creepyville Mount Carmel, Tennessee sat in court today listening to testimony from a slew of victims who swear he spent the past four years speeding around town committing a series of lewd and illegal acts!

Multiple witness allege wicked Willie would drive at speeds in excess of 90 mph, stare down women on the road, pull out his penis, masturbate, and sometimes even let his penis hang loose OUT THE WINDOW!

Today in court, eye-witness Kelly Street testified

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Jenny McCarthy Is A Chronic Masturbator! Hear How Often She Bumps Her Own Beaver HERE!

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If you're attracted to Jenny McCarthy, you aren't alone!

In fact, the frequent Playboy playmate is apparently so damned hawt that she can't even keep her hands off herself!!

Speaking about sexual liberation at a Durex event in NYC on Tuesday, the sultry seXXX symbol admitted that her own hand takes the express train downtown way more often than you might imagine!

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Celebs Who Have 'Played' With Themselves Onscreen

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No, this isn't celebs who have played themselves onscreen!

This is celebs who have played with themselves onscreen…

As in they were having a little solo seksi time if you catch our meaning…

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CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Celebs Who Have 'Played' With Themselves Onscreen"

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Anna Kendrick MASTURBATES To Ryan Gosling… In The Movie Theater!

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WELCOME TO THE BEST NEWS OF YOUR DAY!

Seemingly innocent Anna Kendrick made a shocking confession on Monday — she masturbates. to Ryan Gosling… in the movie theater!!!

QUICK! Bubble wrap your kids right this second!

The Pitch Perfect starlet just can't help it! And really, who can??

But clearly someone told her it was an etiquette no-no as she tweeted:

HA!!!

Ooo gurl we feel ya!

Every time we see the Godling, it's too hard to contain ourselves! Did you know he

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