50 Cent is a lot of things:
Rapper, actor, entrepreneur, businessman and spokesman to name a few — but did you know he gives sex advice too?
After labeling masturbation as "a sin" on Twitter, 50 decided to help out all of his followers with step-by-step directions to quit the habit once and for all!
The list is as follows:
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…In a manner of speaking, she was!
Remember the naked, self-diddling super fan who allegedly broke into Bam Margera's Pennsylvania home to sexually assault him in the midst of a midnight slumber?
It turns out this wasn't the unnamed assailant's first encounter with Bam's wood after all!! She had actually been living in it for weeks!
See, Bam has an epically awesome gigantic treehouse on his property — you may have seen it in the casino episode of Viva La Bam!
crazed unstable lady who reportedly tickled her taco while waiting for police to come and arrest her was actually living in Bam's treehouse for weeks before
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When Octo-Mom's bills were piling up she discussed with the Orange County Child Protective Services the possibility of her working in a adult movie as one viable option of supporting her children.
To her dismay - the social workers agreed and told her to go for it!!!
Here's what she said:
“They’re on my side–they’re supporters. It’s ironic. Once I talked with a CPS worker in regards to the adult stuff, she was like, ‘Are you really doing that?’ Well, it’s not illegal. More power to you!’ So it was almost like a green light–like, ‘Do what you need to do to take care of your family.’ They were supportive. It was funny.”
Although we don't think Octo-Mom is using the word ironic correctly here - we do agree that the situation in itself is funny.
But hey times are tough and there's really not a lot of room for judging these days.
Especially when you have such a large family to feed!
[Image via Twitter/Octo-Mom.]
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Showbiz is hard and it looks like Fred Willard may have blown it. For now, at least.
Following PBS' lead, ABC has decided to pull the remaining two episodes of the comedian's improv show, Trust Us With Your Life, and replace them with more Wipeout.
The network says the decision has nothing to do with the lewd conduct charge that the show's host received two weeks ago, but it looks like he had no idea the cancellation was coming. Just last week he tweeted:
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Talk about a career resurgence!!
If Fred Willard had realized he was only one lewd conduct charge away from being the talk of the town, he might've started bludgeoning his beefsteak in public years ago!
The actor took his talents to Jimmy Fallon's show recently and the LOLz were out in full effect!
Wa-Wa-Watch the interview (above) where fig fondling Freddy shows remorse for the embarrassment he brought to himself and his wife but still isn't afraid to make a few jokes.
As any true comedian knows, laughter
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Uh-oh! All is not well on the home front!
In fact, the tension between Fred Willard and his wife Mary is downright unbearable since police caught him
red rod handed at the XXX theater!!
She's apparently so upset with him for varnishing his flagpole in a crowded theater that she's forcing the 72 year-old comedian to kick it on the couch!!
One source said:
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Octo-Mom has said and done a lot of raunchy stuff in her time, but this one might take the cake!
The mother-of-fourteen recently said that she encourages high schools to teach masturbation.
What is her reasoning here?
Wait, are we sure we really want to know???
Here's what she said, anyway:
"I believe [masturbation is taught] in universities, but I think it should be incorporated into high schools as well. It's natural."
We're not really sure how to feel about this.
What are your thoughts??
[Image via Twitter/Nadya Suleman.]
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