The best director of our generation, Brett Ratner (of such hits as Rush Hour 3 and The Family Man) has finally commented on the shocking allegations of masturbating while eating shrimp cocktail.
The allegations came from Olivia Munn's memoir called Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek and included phrases like, "a grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat."
The thing is, all she said was that it was a Hollywood director. Ratner decided on his own that he should confirm it is him she's referring to: