It isn't every day that you find a cat who has more than 3,000 Twitter followers.
Is that more followers you have? #donthateacat
Meet Wallace the cat. This 5-year-old kitty belongs to The Ready Set, aka musician Jordan Mark Witzigreuter, and he's somewhere out there, typing furiously on his very large keyboard.
"I don't know how he figured it out, he doesn't have thumbs. He's a crafty, crafty dude."
He's also attention-hungry, according to Witzigreuter, who found his kitty Casanova in the parking lot of a shoe store. Since then, life has changed for Wallace.
"He does a lot of laying on my things and getting cat hair all over them."
So, how does Wallace come up with his Tweets? Spoiler alert: The singer and his bandmates usually take turns posting messages in Wallace's voice.
A cat who employs several ghost Tweeters? Wow, this cat is cooler than you.
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