Now where's the part where he cuts her mic and tells her that she's being sent to a boot camp for troubled psychopaths?
Check out (above) evil Real Housewife Prostitution Whore warble her way through the pop remix of her 'smash' single Real Close with her girlfriend
for attention, the alleged 'lesbian superstar' - seriously, had anybody heard of this bitch? - Lori Michaels on Maury!
YES, she's singing on Maury!
If she won't go away forever, would she at least have mercy on our ears and stop trying to SING?
Tags: danielle staub, lesbian, lori michaels, maury povich, no seriously wtf, pop remix, prostitution whore, real close, seriously wtf, wtf
There is only one place in the world where a paternity case can be settled:
The Maury Show!
Cue Michael Lohan, who is reportedly in talks with the show's producers to clear up the recent scandalous allegations that he fathered an illegitimate daughter 15 years ago!
Michael wants to drag alleged baby momma Kristi Kaufmann on the show and take Maury's famous paternity test to prove he never sperminated this woman. Papa Lohan insists that any evidence that this woman has, including the child's birth certificate to bearing Michael's name, is completely fabricated.
Just when you thought he couldn't stoop any lower!
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Tags: fame whore, kristi kaufmann, maury povich, paternity test, tv news
A DNA test has proven that Brian McKnight is not the daddy of a 14-year-old boy who was at the center of a battle over child support.
A Florida woman, Miriam Lee, took McKnight to court last year claiming that her son was conceived after having a brief fling with the singer.
In the suit, The Grammy-nominated star was ordered to pay over $340,000 in back child support after he failed to respond to the claims.
Results from a new DNA test however, have proven that he in fact is NOT the boy's father and a judge has dismissed the case.
Good news for Brian! We wonder if he's going to the do the Maury Povich "Not The Father" celebratory dance??
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: brian mcknight, dna, father, fling, lawsuit, maury povich, miriam lee
In these hot summer days, housewives and college students are pumping up the A.C. and getting fixated on their TVs.
And what better to watch during the daytime than the trashy exploits of knocked up, unwed trailer park dwellers and transvestites on the prowl!
The ratings show that Maury Povich is kicking daytime TV ass this summer, beating out the likes of Ellen DeGeneres in syndication with his talk show Maury!
Hooray for corning the market on DNA testing! Boo for Ellen losing her audience just because her shows aren't as funny the second time around!
Oh, but don't be fooled! Though Maury has broken the top 20 syndicated shows this summer, there is one fierce bitch that rules supreme.
Bow down to Judge Judy, soap operas and game shows! She owns you all!
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Tags: judge judy, maury povich, ratings, syndication
It sounds like he loves his job and telling would-be dads, "You are NOT the father!"
Maury Povich is killing it in the ratings, especially among young people with a 44% increase in adults 18-34 from last year!
The show has also grown as a whole with the audience increasing by nearly 50% over the last year pulling in about 3.4 million viewers per episode!
Maury thinks it's because the show moved over to Stamford, Connecticut instead of New York. He explains:
“There’s just a lot of young people 18- 35…particularly up in Connecticut we have a lot of college kids. They may have a day off or it works with their schedule in school; I see sororities here, I see fraternities. That never happened in New York.…
"Because of the energy of the live audiences, I’ve responded. I think this is the best hosting I’ve done in years. Right now I see no end to [the show], and I also think it’s keeping me young. I’m 71 years old. It’s remarkable. I never thought that I would be on television at the age of 60.”
Good for him — and for everyone! Who doesn't love a good paternity test revelation?
[Image via Joseph Marzullo / WENN.]
Tags: maury povich, paternity, ratings