Sorry, Colton Haynes!
We're afraid that any sadness Teen Wolf fans are feeling about your departure from the series will soon be quelled, because you — and your perfectly-muscled, shirtless body — have been REPLACED in one seriously SEXY two-for-one-deal!
That's right, it appears that twins Max and Charlie Carver, whom many of your mothers will remember fondly as Felicity Huffman's monstrous sons on Desperate Housewives, have grown up BIG TIME!!!
And they'll be joining the cast of the MTV hit's upcoming third season!
The news was broken on its official Tumblr page in the most orgasm-worthy fashion possible, after a fan asked the very alarming question:
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