OMG! This cat is ridic!
His tongue is so insanely long!!
Ahhh! We can't stop watching but it's honestly kinda freaking us out.
This kitty is doing his best tape measure impression and it's pretty damn good.
Every time his owner flicks their measuring tape, this cat flicks their tongue!
Their freakishly long tongue!
It's hilarious and disturbing all at the same time!!
Check out the video (above) to see a cat do an incredible tape measure impression.
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Confused as to why a bunch of people would be measuring Real Madrid soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo's hot freaking body??
We'll give you two guesses, but you won't need them — because we're just going to tell you: he's getting a wax figure!
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Well isn't this a bit of good news! We're hearing that Howard Stern's penis keeps his wife happy and content! LOLz!
Beth Stern is shockingly candid in interviews, but it makes sense when you think about who she's married to! So when it came time to ask her about the 'rumors' that Howard's little Howard doesn't measure up in the bedroom, she didn't hold back!
Here's what she said:
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