Although many people have chosen Lady GaGa's infamous meat dress as their Halloween costume, several New Jersey butchers warn that an outfit made of steaks is just a bad idea.
Not only will it be expensive, but the meat may not be strong enough to keep its shape as a garment for an entire night. Also, you may be covered in blood and juice, which will also cover anything that you sit or lean on.
Plus, it better be a warm night or you'll freeze and get a nasty case of hypothermia.
April Ryan, the Washington bureau chief for American Urban Radio Networks, asked Spicer how the White House plans to "revamp its image" after two months of divisive policies and persistent reports of Trump's connection to Russia.
Unfortunately, the word "Russia" triggered old Spicey like a Soviet sleeper agent, launching him into full-on defensive jerkwad mode.
Spicer interrupted Ryan's question to unleash a cued-up tirade, barking: