Oh, hoaxes! Where would we be without you?!
America's most enthusiastic ass-shakers were stunned to recently discover a small Louisiana town had apparently BANNED twerking by law!!!
According to some reports, the dance Miley Cyrus helped popularize — even if her version is techincally inaccurate — had become a criminal offense in DeQuincy!
It was now apparently punishable by up to 30 days in prison!!!!
Whoa!! It's Footloose come to life — the horror!!!