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Looks like some people may actually be innerested in picking up THIS issue of Playboy for the articles!

Last month, we learned that Levi Johnston's sister Mercede Johnston would be posing for Playboy and that she'd be speaking out against Sarah & Bristol Palin in the accompanying article.

Now, the interview is done, and we've got some nasty excerpts from Ms. Johnston below!

Here's what Mercede had to say about Bristol:

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Guess Mercede Johnston must really look up to her brother, since she's following in his naked footsteps!

Levi Johnston's little sister, otherwise known as Tripp Palin's aunt, will reportedly pose nude for Playboy in El Lay in the next week or two.

According to a report, Levi's 18-year-old sister will bare it all in the issue, unlike Levi who didn't show full frontal when he posed for Playgirl's Winter 2010 issue.

We're sure both Sarah and Bristol Palin are thrilled to be associated with this!

Thoughts???

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Well that fizzled right as it was getting good again!

It's like a real life, white trash soap opera up there!

Bristol Palin is reportedly devastated by the news that her fiance douchey baby daddy, Levi Johnston, was stoopid enough to impregnate his ex-girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia, during their time apart, and will only communicate with him via text message!

Ha!

A source claims:

“Levi insists the baby isn’t his, but no one really knows for sure. Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception. The Palins recognize [Bristol’s decision to take Levi back] was the ultimate act of forgiveness, but they themselves are not ready to practice it. They remember the harsh words and the hurtful actions of just a few months ago. In their minds, Levi has spent the last year and a half trying to hurt Bristol and the family."

We wonder if Sexy Sarah will still welcome that dumbass at their table for Thanksgiving dinner!

And when the fuck is Levi's elegant, aspiring model/blogger sister Mercede going to weigh in on the situation on her website? We can't WAIT to hear what she has to say about this mess!

Bwa ha ha!

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But they only found out about it through the media!

Inside Edition spoke with Levi Johnston's mother Sherry and his sister Mercede about his engagement to Bristol Palin. Mercede said:

“You would think that a normal family would call you and say, ‘We’re getting married.’ We found out through the media, which is heartbreaking and rude.

“I would love to be invited. I would love things to be put in the past…but in all honesty, I don’t think they’re going to invite us. Wouldn’t even tell us the date. It broke my mom’s heart.”

As for Sherry, who was busted for drug charges in the past, she says:

“I would be absolutely devastated if I wasn’t invited to the wedding – it would be the last straw. They should elope if they can’t have the Johnstons and the Palins together. But don’t leave us out of it. That would kill me.”

Between the crazy Palins and Levi's white trash roots, there's just SO much family dramz between these two!

They're perfect for each other!

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Now we understand all the apologizing yesterday. Apparently, Levi Johnston's family is screwier than the Palins!

As we understand it, Levi is insisting on distance between himself and his sister, Mercede Johnston, since she has started a new Palin hating blog.

On said blog, Mercede charged Sarah Palin's pious little lady Bristol with WANTING to conceive a child with Levi! Mercede alleges that at the time, the two were purposely trying for one!

Because of all the ranting, Levi issued an apology to Sexy Sarah and her family, but that only sent Mercede off the deep end! Levi's sister went on the attack again, claiming that Bristol was pulling the strings on her brother and forcing him to apologize. She writes:

“I will not allow myself to be controlled by Bristol Palin like my brother is! Even if I take my blog down and keep my mouth shut Bristol will not allow Levi and Tripp to be a part of my life. She will always have some excuse. I wish Levi could be the man I know he is and have a mind of his own and finally stand his ground, but I guess he is blinded by love…: As for this new People magazine article where my brother “Apologizes to the Palins” I am extremely disappointed in him. Not only is he being controlled like a puppet, but saying that all of his (previous) comments and stories were lies is absurd!"

Love? Does that mean the knocked- teenage parents poster children are back together for reals??? Please clarify, Miz Johnston in your next rant!

The boy is just surrounded by crazy women he just can't escape!

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