Haven't had enough of 17-year-old Courtney Stodden's incoherent, hyper-sexual behavior with her 51-year-old husband yet?
Well, rest assured, folks! The nightmare will continue - on reality television!
That's right, Doug Hutchison and his child bride have reportedly signed a deal with Merv Griffin Entertainment to produce a new series, focusing on the pair's
illegal in most states unconventional marriage and life together!
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But of course! We've heard the scandalous rumors for years! Everyone knows that Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man have a pretty tumultuous relationship. For decades, they've lived separately from one another in different arcades and they've each been battling terrible addictions. It's like they can't go one step without gobbling up more little white pills. It's really going to be an interesting show to watch.
Okay, we're kidding. The show isn't about the Pac-Man family. (Their demands were just too high for any producer to meet.)
Actually, producers at Merv Griffin Entertainment have teamed up with Namco Bandai Games America, which owns the Pac-Man brand, to develop an unscripted series based off the game and is being described as a "big, crazy Wipeout-type event with a lot of energy." Merv Griffin's president of TV, Roy Bank, went on to describe the concept further, adding:
"The idea we have is to take what Pac-Man is and bring it to life, to bring what is essentially the world's biggest game of tag to television."
What fun! Waka waka waka!
We'd tune in just to see how they factor in the giant pretzel!
How about U?
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