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Bryan Cranston Hands Out Meth On The View

Like Joy Behar needs to talk any faster, LOLz!!

Bryan Cranston visited the lovely ladies of The View and brought more than just his smile!!

On Breaking Bad, Bryan is Heisenberg, the world's most lovable drug dealer.

Thursday morning, he kindly handed out doses of his patented Blue Sky meth with Whoopi and her girlfriends!!

Ha! He was just messing with them, though. The baggies were filled with cotton candy flavored rock candy!!

At least according to his dreamy co-star Aaron Paul's story, who also appeared on The View earlier in the week to talk about the trajectory of Breaking Bad's fifth and final season.

Pr-Pr-Press "play" (above) to gawk at Elisabeth Hasselbeck going koo-koo for a dime bag of meth!!

AAAH! We can't believe the final season starts this Sunday!!! So many emotions!!!

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Look At You, Tara Reid!

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You don't look like a creepy, cracked out swamp rat that rose from the sewers of Newark, NJ! Good for you! (Though, you could stand to nibble on a cracker or something!)

Tara Reid was on hand at the Miami Dolphin vs. New York Jets game on Sunday, showing off her support and her new healthier look. We're treading on that word rather lightly, considering that she really is still to skinny and who knows how long it will take the light in eyes to fog over from a drug haze.

But here's hoping!

[Image via WENN.]

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Stephanie Pratt Embraces Her Inner Ho!

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Listening to Stephanie Pratt speak is like being stabbed repeatedly with thousands of FUG, meth-faced, tiny little knives.

Listening to Stephanie Pratt speak about being slutty with various men is like pouring kerosine on the previously mentioned knives stabbing you, and then lighting a match.

BARF.

The gutter troll recently opened up about her dumbass Twitter break-up with Josh Hansen, and revealed:

"I'm seeing two guys right now, and it's actually way more fun than seeing one guy. I've never done something like this before, but it's really quite lovely! It's not really 'single' life, but I'm way too young for relationships. I've decided I want to keeps things very light, and I've realized that guys are children! It trains them to ask for dates a lot earlier in advance. That's the most amazing part is that I've realized they can actually be trained. My perfect man is someone that wants to read a book in Hawaii. I want someone that doesn't want to be in Hollywood. I want someone who has their own deal, and who thinks that what I do is 'weird.' "

Oh, we're sorry, is what you say and do now supposed to be normal??

We're pretty sure that busted, delusional famewhores are not only weird to everyone, but always obnoxious and pathetic!

But thanks for embracing the fact that you're a ho! Makes our job easier, since we don't have to waste time pointing the obvious out!

Bwa ha ha ha!

Thoughts??

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Inferno Director STILL Wants Lindsanity!!

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Well this dumbass is clearly taking a course in 'how to ruin your career before you even get it off the ground!'

Matthew Wilder, the young director who was foolish enough to cast the trainwreck that is Lindsanity LOLhan in his yet-to-be-made film Inferno as the lead - pornstar Linda Lovelace - is not only still standing behind the hard-pAArtying wacktress, but has somehow managed to convince the film's financiers to hold off on production until she is released from jail!

STOOPID.

He reveals:

“We still have financial backing in place – in fact the financiers have doubled their efforts to get the movie made since Lindsay was sentenced. I want people to know that we are all still behind Lindsay 100 percent and that we have not approached anyone else to play the part of Linda Lovelace. We are waiting to see how her schedule pans out. If she’s released too close to Christmas then we may wait until 2011 until we start filming- but we will just have to wait and see. I think the sentence was harsh and to some extent she was a victim of her own celebrity but we all still want her for Inferno.”

Really brilliant of them. Stand behind the notoriously unreliable cracked out jailbird who hasn't had a hit movie in four years!

We understand that she's probably the most 'authentic' looking person to play a drug-addicted slam pig, but heads up, people - make-up can do wonders!

Time to cast someone else!

What do U think?? How long will it take the director to realize his fuck-up and drop the LaLoca??

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Lindsanity IS A Real Virus!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal MattersTwitter

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What kind of cracked out, delusional bullshit is this, Lindsay Lohan?

The actress is apparently SO concerned about her 'fans' reading misinformation (AKA reports regarding the wacktress that tell the truth instead of her crazy) that she's claiming the websites reporting about her are actually viruses that steal personal information!

She's even apparently teamed with Norton AntiVirus to stop the epidemic that is Lindsanity!

WTF?? Bwa ha ha!

She says:

“I know I am very newsworthy, especially with everything going on and I’d hate to see my current situation cause frustration or damage to my fans. If my friends and fans want to know what’s going on with me, they need to stick to reliable news media outlets and not click on just any link in a search result. Better yet, please follow my Twitter feed and get the news straight from me!”

Oh, really?!

Well isn't that convenient! Don't ready anything in the news, guys! It's all lies! Just hear it on my Twitter!

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Wow, she's getting desperate, isn't she?!

Sorry, La Loca - we know that there's lots of shit on the internet, but the worst virus one could contract is from the delusional CRAZY and lies that you spout off regularly in your tweets!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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