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Dina Lohan Shopping Around New Reality Show For Herself Lindsay

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dina lohan plans reality show for lindsay lohan after rehab also photo op in betty ford center

Oh, Dina! Will you never learn?

Sources close to the Lohan clan are suggesting that Momma Lohan has big plans for her daughter when she escapes leaves rehab. While Lindsay Lohan works on fixing herself at the Betty Ford Center, Dina is looking to fix her career and she sees the big opportunity in reality television.

You all remember how well Living Lohan did! Lightening might strike twice!

Oh, but wait! She has come up with another way to use help Lindsay while she's still in rehab!

Sources say that Dina is planning a family outing to visit Lindsay fairly soon. She'll be bringing along her three other children, Michael Jr., Ali and Cody, as well as a professional photographer who will document the gathering and then help Dina sell the shots to the highest bidder!

Wow! A new low!

Is it sad to have believed that Lindsay could've had a real shot at a normal life after rehab? Is that reaching???

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Michael Lohan Sr. Calls Michael Lohan Jr. A "Pawn"

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No one every really hears much from Michael Lohan Jr. He pretty much keeps to himself, keeps out of his parent's and LiLo's craziness.

But this past week, we finally heard from junior, who spoke out against so-called "enablers" and "leeches" that have made his sister's life that more difficult!

Enter the biggest leech of them all, his father, Michael Lohan Sr., who is once again seizing the opportunity to lash out at his ex-wife Dina Lohan, this time through a different spawn of their evil!

Papa Lohan is calling into question the sincerity of his son's remarks. He believes that Junior is only "pawn" and mouthpiece being used by Dina to spread her "BS" about LiLo. Michael explains:

"Being that Dina has been gagged due to her constant lies to the press, media, public, courts and people in general, she is using a normally quiet and innocent person as her mouthpiece. First, to spread her BS, and second as her new pawn…While my wonderful son studied as a straight-A business major in college — and I got him offers from two Wall Street firms — Dina now has been pitching a movie she is 'producing' with Michael as the starring role. Michael is the best person Dina has in her corner and she is even using him. Her own son! And it goes deeper! How sick is this."

Pretty effing sick! Do any of the Lohan children have anyone to rely on for parental guidance?! Anyone?

First, let's state the obvious here! Michael, you don't have enough connections to get him into a screening of Wall Street, must less a job at a firm and the likelihood of Dina getting Junior to be in a movie is as much as Aliana and her eyebrows having a #1 single. Ain't never going to happen.

We want to believe that despite her insane parents, Lindsay has a solid supporter in her brother. Call us crazy, but we think he might not have been passed down the insanity gene. (Maybe he's the milkman's an agents kid?)

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Lindsanity's Brother Michael Speaks Out!

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This is an interesting turn!

Unlike the rest of his family, Lindsay Lohan's younger brother, Michael Jr., normally avoids the spotlight, but in the wake of his sister's latest fuck-up, he is speaking out on her behalf!

He says in a statement:

"I think that in the past, her vision had been blurred. People she was surrounded by – enablers, leeches, whatever you'd like to call it – made things very difficult. It's quite strenuous to right your wrongs when the people around you help justify your actions. Therefore, cloudy judgment made it easy for her to neglect those trying to guide her. People with addictive tendencies do not get better overnight, so that cannot be expected. However, her commitment to her current recovery is a side effect of the realization of her past mishaps. She is well-aware that she's at a crossroad in life, and is fully committed to ensuring a healthier future. She has made conscious efforts to improve her lifestyle behaviors and to treat this process with great care. In order to continue her healing process, she's willing to take whatever steps necessary. We – her mother, brothers, and sister – have been there for Lindsay every step of the way – despite what trashy news reports – and will continue to give her our support and strength during these arduous times."

We're impressed! He seems like a rational, well-spoken kid!

We think the judge should place Lindsay under HIS conservatorship!

He's clearly the only person in that family who actually as her best interest at heart!

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Michael Lohan Starting A New Family Business!

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How appropriate!

Despite his past indiscretions involving booze and drugs, Father of the Year Michael Lohan is planning on opening a nightclub in the Hamptons called Controversy!

He claims, however, that the joint will offer a driving service for his drugged out mess of a daughter Lindsanity clubgoers who have overdone it on the booze, and will be screened for drugs!

He also has propositioned his 22 year old son, Michael Jr. - the only Lohan we don't hear too much about - to help manage the business with him!

LOLz! Why, so he can pimp out his second-born now that his first is a washed up disaster?

Stay away from Pops while you still have your sanity, bb!

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