You can’t even make this stuff up!!!!
Recently, a fight escalated into an all-out brawl between a Denver police officer, Michael Nuanes, and his girlfriend after she had forgotten to change her status to “in a relationship” on Facebook after they started dating.
Nuanes turned violent, and according to reports, punched his girlfriend in the ribs, pulled her hair out and assaulted her through the bathroom door as she hid.
But get this - Nuanes claims HE was the one who was hurt! He reported his girlfriend had assaulted him and injured his foot, which resulted in him beating her.
Nuanes’ girlfriend’s weapon of choice? A Justin Bieber doll.
The affidavit reads: