Well thank goodness!
What, did he think people would actually take him seriously?
Just to clear the air, I am not writing a parenting book. I am not at liberty to discuss what my book is about yet.
Good to hear!
It's probably best that you stick to writing about what you know - like being a free loading, micro-peened stoner douchebag!
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