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Middle School Student Obviously Never Saw A Christmas Story! Gets Tongue Stuck To A Cold Pole!

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tumblr lwqtp0xjsd1r55vfio1 500A Christmas Story is not only a brilliant movie, but it also has timeless advice!

Like be careful with a BB gun or you might shoot your eye out!

But, the most essential piece of knowledge it dropped was to never stick your tongue to a pole when the weather is freezing.

However, an Easthampton, Massachusetts middle school student was either not aware of this cardinal rule or he was trying to copy that famous scene as he had to be rescued by firefighters last Wednesday around 8am after his tongue got stuck to a pole!

Luckily the child AND his tongue are in good shape!

Here's what fire chief David Mottor said:

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Teen Rapper Sued By A Middle Schooler …FOR CHILD SUPPORT!

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If we could serve a delicious dish of facepalm right now, we sooo would.

Chief Keef — the 17-year-old rapper we last heard about when he threatened Lupe Fiasco — has been SLAPPED… with a child support lawsuit!

And the girl demanding the dime currently attends middle school!

Still don't think we need sex ed, skeptics??

According to the documents filed, baby daddy Keef was 15 at the time of conception. And while her age has yet to be revealed, it's believed that she could have conceived in as early as 6th grade!

Since this all comes from Chicago, state law says the teen rapper could face some serious legal issues like jail and sexual predator branding. But many believe he'll just have to face up to the money concerns.

Momma needs a new round of health insurance!!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Middle Schooler Finds Fast Food Ice Dirtier Than Toilet Water

A 12-year-old student did a science project on the cleanliness of fast food restaurants' ice.

She went to several locations and tested the amount of bacteria in their ice compared to their toilet water.

That's absolutely gross and we don't wanna know the results.

But we do. And they're gross.

The toilets were SIGNIFICANTLY cleaner than the ice.

Looks like it's warm drinks for us from now on!

Check out the video (above) to hear just how gross the ice really is.

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