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Michelle Obama Admits Bangs Were The Result Of A Mid-Life Crisis!

Michelle Obama says her bangs were the result of a mid-life crisis

Though some hard-to-please peeps don't love Michelle Obama's bangs, we think they look awesome!

And now FLOTUS has revealed the real reason behind the chop.

She was having a mid-life crisis!

During an interview with Rachael Ray set to air on Wednesday, the 49-year-old confesses:

"This is my mid-life crisis, the bangs. I couldn't get a sports car. They won't let me bungee jump. So instead, I cut my bangs."

Well, giving yourself a new look may not be as heart-pounding as bungee jumping, but it's definitely safer!

And way cheaper than a sports car!

We'll have to remember that if we ever feel a mid-life crisis coming on. Ha!

[Image via Michelle Obama's Twitter]

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Gwyneth Paltrow REFUSES To Let Cameron Diaz Have Sex!? WTF!!

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Way to be a c*ckblock, all right!

Word on the street has it that Gwyneth Paltrow won't let bestie Cameron Diaz anywhere near the peen for a WHOLE FRIGGIN' YEAR!!

Apparently there's some concern for Cammie's well-being, with speculation of a mid-life crisis growing more and more.

Sources are now reporting that the speculation's even gone to Gwynnie herself, forcing her to enact sexual martial law on Cam

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Danny Devito Buying A Sports Car To Drown His Divorce Sorrows In Young Tail?

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Screw gas prices and fuel economy!!

Danny DeVito knows that where he's going, he can't take his money with him!

To the East Coast, we mean. He won't be able to fit those fat stacks of cash in the trunk of his car!

Especially if the rumors are true that he's ready to live life in the fast lane again and is searching for a flashy sports car!

After three decades of marriage to Rhea Perlman and 67 years of living-life in general, the Always Sunny star is beginning anew!

Gotta respect the mid-life four-fitfths life crisis!

Hoping to baptize himself in the waters of young women's vaginas a clean start, sources claim the Ladies' Man's first step is acquiring a Porsche.

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Kelsey Grammer Just Wants To Be Young Again!

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As we predicted from reports on Tuesday, it sounds like Kelsey Grammer is in the midst of a mid-life crisis!

The 57 year old actor, who just renewed his vows with his pregnant fourth wife in Vegas, seems to be doing EVERYTHING he can to prove that he's still "young and hip!"

A source close to Kelsey recently stated:

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Real Housewives Of Orange County's Vicki Selling Her Home!

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This is one hefty price to pay for a midlife crisis!

Yeah, that's the reason Real Housewives Of Orange County castmember Vicki Gunvalson and her husband, Donn, are calling it quits, and they've pretty much confirmed that they mean business by putting their Coto de Caza home on the market - for the very reasonable price of $2.695 million!

Geesh! Such a shame!

If it's any consolation, we're sure SOMEBODY will purchase it - who wouldn't want to live in a house that the Real Housewives filmed in?

Anyone? LOLz!

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Tim Robbins Records An Album About Having A MidLife Crisis

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Poor Tim Robbins.

He's just trying to make sense of things after his split with long-time companion and mother of his children, Susan Sarandon.

The 51-year-old actor has recently admitted to having a midlife crisis, saying, "I think we all go through something, it's inevitable. It's when you pass 40, inherently we double our age when we think about life. You start thinking about how many years you've got left. 'What the hell am I doing here?' I asked myself, 'What is it that will make you happy? What is it you have not done that you will regret not doing?' "

Apparently, it was recording an album.

Which he did and thought about calling The Midlife Crisis Album, but added "that's not going to sell any copies. Then I thought, 'How about Songs of Love and Misery'?"

Wow, sounds like he's been through some tough times.

When asked whether or not he thinks he'll find love again, the actor replied, "Let's hope it's out there."

For your sake, Tim, we hope so too.

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